Toilet paper, ice cream, sweet tea, windex, zip ties.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/vodka_twinkie
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:09:48
28881 POINTS
Top five sex toys
u/Mechanical_Gman
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:09:48
6152 POINTS
I gotta have my tools!!!!
u/Undecided_User_Name
replying to u/Mechanical_Gman
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:09:48
2725 POINTS
I like to bind, I like to be bound!!
u/punkinfacebooklegpie
replying to u/Undecided_User_Name
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:09:48
961 POINTS
It's f-fetish shit!
u/discerningpervert
replying to u/punkinfacebooklegpie
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:09:48
296 POINTS
I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds
u/E101K
replying to u/discerningpervert
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:09:48
162 POINTS
A STARTER CAR?! THIS CAR IS A FINISHER CAR! A TRANSPORTER OF GODS! THE GOLDEN GOD!!
u/southsideson
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:09:48
730 POINTS
LOL, just made me think of my job in high school working as a stocker at a grocery store. One night, these 2 incredibly flamboyant gay customers came in and purchased: condoms, baby oil, motion sickness pills, and a pound of uncooked rice. Our game for the rest of the time i worked there was making up scenarios using all four items.
u/whirlpool4
replying to u/southsideson
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:09:48
235 POINTS
the rice was for their phones, which they were going to invariably drop into the 55-gallon drum of lube at some point, okay
u/pseudosmurf
replying to u/vodka_twinkie
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:09:48
7731 POINTS
Things to never ever get cheap brands of.
u/vodka_twinkie
replying to u/pseudosmurf
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:09:48
3300 POINTS
Bingo!!!
u/pussymagnet2000
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:42:24
20865 POINTS
Visual Basic, Javascript, Python, Perl, Hitler
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/pussymagnet2000
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:42:24
56146 POINTS
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Top five topics that the writers of NCIS don't understand
u/UnexpectedWings
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:42:24
4892 POINTS
I’m
Dying
u/DeathByMiniBlind
replying to u/UnexpectedWings
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:42:24
1115 POINTS
F
u/MaxPecktacular
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:42:24
3136 POINTS
You are absolutely slaying this thread, OP.
u/green_meklar
replying to u/pussymagnet2000
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:42:24
15698 POINTS
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The problem with programming in Hitler is that you need too much whitespace.
u/microwaves23
replying to u/green_meklar
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:42:24
334 POINTS
Excellent programmer joke
u/Verdiss
replying to u/pussymagnet2000
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:42:24
564 POINTS
Things you would destroy if you had a time machine? Why Python though?
u/DragoonDM
replying to u/Verdiss
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:42:24
464 POINTS
Not OP. I actually like Python, but something about syntactically important whitespace bothers me on a deep level.
Seriously, not that Karma is important anyway, but OP got more karma in an hour than I'll ever get.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/meellodi
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:46:25
1001 POINTS
Don't worry, I sometimes I forget to flush the toilet, so our real world Karma actually balances out
u/jude802
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:46:25
612 POINTS
!redditsilver
u/discerningpervert
replying to u/jude802
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:46:25
218 POINTS
I see Reddit Silver has run around and deserted you
u/pupsnpogonas
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:46:25
299 POINTS
Give this man gold.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/pupsnpogonas
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:46:25
1658 POINTS
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If you wanna give money to say I'm funny, give it to your local humane society. Puppies and kitties >>>>> me
u/xisha47x
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:46:25
384 POINTS
OP is not only funny as hell, but has a heart of gold.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/xisha47x
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:46:25
188 POINTS
Last I checked, my heart is mostly made of congealed pizza grease
u/Elbordel
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:23
19971 POINTS
Hitler, Cosby, Jong, Rothschild, Rockefeller
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Elbordel
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:23
55901 POINTS
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Top five baby names (2018)
u/elmyrable
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:23
3289 POINTS
That got me
u/None
replying to u/elmyrable
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:23
202 POINTS
My neighbor introduced her little girl to me yesterday. Her name is Kitchener. That's the British politician that invented concentration camps during the Boer War, inspiring the Germans to experiment with them in their own colonies in Africa.
GOOGLE THIS SHIT, PARENTS. BEFORE YOU SIGN THE DOCUMENTS.
u/elephants_remember
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:23
202 POINTS
Somebody put this dude out, he’s on fire.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/elephants_remember
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:23
168 POINTS
Ouch oof ow owie my bones
u/Elbordel
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:23
185 POINTS
Haha Poor babies
u/Track2onStageFour
replying to u/Elbordel
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:23
1341 POINTS
Top 5 things I get called online
u/ididntknowiwascyborg
replying to u/Elbordel
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:23
243 POINTS
Top 5 most evil dudes people really liked at first
u/derawin07
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:33:47
19165 POINTS
Dragonfruit, mango, pineapple, honeydew melon, apple mulberries.
Edit: Look at the commas, guys! Some people call the fruit 'honeydew melon', like us Aussies. I didn't list six!
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/derawin07
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:33:47
36464 POINTS
Top five fruits to put on pizza to really piss off your friends
u/AcesulfameZ
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:33:47
3528 POINTS
Especially at the same time
u/ihave2shoes
replying to u/derawin07
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:33:47
402 POINTS
The name of Gweneth Paltrow’s current and future children.
u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
19099 POINTS
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u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
41412 POINTS
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Top five underpants you have worn
u/penny_can
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
8892 POINTS
boobs you have seen
u/blindfactotum
replying to u/penny_can
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
2823 POINTS
Cooking you hate
u/timawesomeness
replying to u/blindfactotum
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
234 POINTS
Murders you committed
u/sherlockazulu
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
6900 POINTS
100% this is cooking
u/None
replying to u/sherlockazulu
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
6703 POINTS
I'm going with boobs
u/famalamo
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
153 POINTS
But not just boobs, because nobody likes their mom's boobs that much.
If your mom was at all worth a shit, you'd be sick of her boobs by 3
u/Ivan723
replying to u/famalamo
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
261 POINTS
You ever broken your arms before?
u/jiaaa
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
2199 POINTS
Cooking?
u/thefatheadedone
replying to u/jiaaa
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
2959 POINTS
God I hope so.
u/None
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
274 POINTS
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u/send_recipes_plz
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:58:10
18569 POINTS
Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon and Dylon.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/send_recipes_plz
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:58:10
49626 POINTS
★★★
Top five people who legally changed their name to Dylon.
u/Trialzero
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:58:10
4309 POINTS
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u/Supernerdje
replying to u/Trialzero
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:58:10
380 POINTS
Plot twist: OP isn't a comedian.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Supernerdje
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:58:10
891 POINTS
Accurate. I am an office drone who dreams of being popular but also isn't
u/chaos_a
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:58:10
208 POINTS
Well, in a way you sort of are popular now, enjoy your Reddit fame while it lasts!
u/fullarr
replying to u/send_recipes_plz
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:58:10
2355 POINTS
Best rappers of all time, that also spit hot fire.
u/chizmanzini
replying to u/send_recipes_plz
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:58:10
159 POINTS
I spit hot fire!
u/harmonica16
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:19:55
18500 POINTS
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Exorcist, Motel Hell, Dawn of the Dead, Halloween
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/harmonica16
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:19:55
40895 POINTS
★
Top five movies to put on in the background while your baby sleeps
u/the_Mad_Scientist_09
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:19:55
2239 POINTS
On point. Will surely do this if I ever have kids.
u/nt9945
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:03:54
18343 POINTS
V, IV, VI, III, II
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/nt9945
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:03:54
24374 POINTS
Civilization games.
u/theblueduece84
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:03:54
6146 POINTS
Would anyone be interested in a trade agreement with England?
u/Ted_E_Bear
replying to u/theblueduece84
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:03:54
1611 POINTS
You'll have to do better than that.
u/classicalySarcastic
replying to u/Ted_E_Bear
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:03:54
626 POINTS
"Our words are backed with nuclear weapons"
-Gandhi
u/plotthick
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:03:54
169 POINTS
This guy Civs.
u/V_WhatTheThunderSaid
replying to u/nt9945
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:03:54
1028 POINTS
Top five Star Wars films.
u/kin_bear
replying to u/V_WhatTheThunderSaid
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:03:54
140 POINTS
That’s what I was thinking
u/Sinterklaas_Jager
replying to u/nt9945
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:03:54
249 POINTS
Top 5 starwars movies in a parallel universe where attack of the clones is better than phantom menace.
u/PM_ME_UR_PRIDE-N-JOY
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:28:37
17681 POINTS
Solsbury Hills
Africa
Mr Tembo
In Too Deep
Livin' On A Prayer
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/PM_ME_UR_PRIDE-N-JOY
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:28:37
36194 POINTS
Top five songs that you would like to hear Ska covers of
u/PM_ME_UR_PRIDE-N-JOY
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:28:37
8122 POINTS
You're so right
u/rocketfin
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:28:37
2577 POINTS
I don't think I could name a song that I wouldn't love to hear as a ska cover.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/rocketfin
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:28:37
5252 POINTS
Streetlight Manifesto covering the theme song to Thomas the Train Tank Engine would be great
u/Hurr1canE_
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:28:37
395 POINTS
This has gotta be the first time I’ve seen Streetlight mentioned on reddit.
Fuck yeah OP, you’re a real one.
u/fluffyicegiant
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:28:37
249 POINTS
Fun fact: ska came before reggae
u/idahofarmgirl
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:19:24
17269 POINTS
Bernina, Husqavarna, Janome, Necchi, Singer
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/idahofarmgirl
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:19:24
43546 POINTS
Top Five small African countries that you think about so little, you didn't realize that they aren't small African countries, they're sewing machines.
u/Potato_Trainz
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:19:24
7930 POINTS
Fuck that’s accurate
u/Alfie_13
replying to u/Potato_Trainz
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:19:24
4301 POINTS
OP is fucking killing it here. This is the new AskRice post.
Top five ways to play twister at the family cookout
u/pikipupiba
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:50:12
10423 POINTS
Only if cousin Becky is coming this year....
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/pikipupiba
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:50:12
23110 POINTS
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Oh, she's coming. 😏😏😏😏
u/pikipupiba
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:50:12
3865 POINTS
Good. She is the whole reason I started family oil twister.
u/OhNoCosmo
replying to u/pikipupiba
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:50:12
187 POINTS
This entire exchange is golden. I think I love you both.
u/pikipupiba
replying to u/OhNoCosmo
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:50:12
143 POINTS
Congrats, that's all it takes to be in our family :) Oil up and jump in the pile!
u/validopinion7
replying to u/pikipupiba
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:50:12
147 POINTS
what the fuck is froggy style
u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:32
11946 POINTS
Zixnhht the beloved, gozxxyt the enraged, quozygote the creator, yizxina the earth-mother, and xyqrer the confused.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:32
26703 POINTS
Top five names for your wing dang doodle
u/None
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:32
3522 POINTS
May yizxina have mercy on you
u/mla96
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:32
3308 POINTS
Top 5 Welsh baby names
u/JawesomeJess
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:32
615 POINTS
Sylok, The Defiled!
u/bobcat1059
replying to u/JawesomeJess
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:32
286 POINTS
Listen man, if you read the prompt, you'd realize that whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
u/twio_b95
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
11600 POINTS
Scarlett Johansson, Emilia Clarke, Alexandra Daddario, Joseph Stalin, Elizabeth Olsen
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/twio_b95
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
23213 POINTS
Top five celebrities who can rock a handlebar mustache (assumed)
Edit: You owe it to yourself to look at every single photoshop that /u/The1RGood has linked below. They are all perfect.
edit 2: work is getting busy,here's what we have so far. the rest will come soon. this is my most ambitious photoshop project to date, they're getting better as i go i promise
Instead of the gild, could you donate to this? If not, it's cool.
u/derawin07
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
401 POINTS
No, something to do with eyebrows.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/derawin07
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
1992 POINTS
Top five celebrities who can rock handlebar eyebrows.
u/Indosay
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
253 POINTS
Handlebar Eyebrows - dibs on band name.
u/Track2onStageFour
replying to u/twio_b95
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
480 POINTS
top 5 women i will never have sex with
u/ostrich12
replying to u/Track2onStageFour
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
660 POINTS
I mean, isn't it kinda a big tie then? By that logic any woman could be in that top 5.
u/None
replying to u/twio_b95
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
135 POINTS
Big D*ck Energy
u/-80watt-
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:22:30
11278 POINTS
Tacos
Sleeping in
Dogs
Bugs Bunny
Mario Kart
u/062b
replying to u/-80watt-
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:22:30
13089 POINTS
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5 weirdest things you jerked off to
u/None
replying to u/062b
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:22:30
2243 POINTS
This response could apply to any of the answers.
u/4ninawells
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:22:30
279 POINTS
This is when I'm glad reddit is anonymous.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/-80watt-
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:22:30
12506 POINTS
Top five things the Trump administration has vowed to ban
u/Swimdemon91
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:22:30
837 POINTS
I’d riot
u/cityboy2
replying to u/Swimdemon91
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:22:30
205 POINTS
I'd be Russian to riot on the streets.
u/Grumpy-Moogle
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:22:30
189 POINTS
I read this as a joke but holy crap it actually makes sense.
Tacos = those raping Mexicans and their food
Sleeping in = Trump tweets at like 4 a.m.
Dogs = Yep, the only president in like 100 years not to have one
Bugs Bunny = I'm guessing this has something to do with being anti-furry
Mario Kart = Those damn vidya games are making all these illegal immigrants kill everyone.
u/pi3b0
replying to u/-80watt-
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:22:30
152 POINTS
Top 5 things you’d do on a Saturday?
Edit: Poorly worded.
u/wretched_doll
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:16:43
11091 POINTS
Oscar, The Count, Grover, Ernie, Kermit
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/wretched_doll
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:16:43
23158 POINTS
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Top five things to call your SO when you're fisting them up to your goddamn elbow
u/drizliz
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:16:43
1911 POINTS
happy i scrolled far enough to see this
u/TitanicMan
replying to u/drizliz
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:16:43
486 POINTS
You...were expecting this?
u/ZakMaster12
replying to u/TitanicMan
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:16:43
364 POINTS
You weren't expecting this?
u/WreakingHavoc640
replying to u/ZakMaster12
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:16:43
168 POINTS
Who are you people?!
u/Ragnar_Actual
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:16:43
220 POINTS
Best reply in the thread.
u/Catacomb82
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:16:43
193 POINTS
I'm fucking DONE holy shit.
u/wadeishere
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:16:43
170 POINTS
Today's safeword is snuffleupagus
u/memory_cleared
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:17:16
10900 POINTS
Pesto
Mozzarella
Fusli
French fries
Black cat
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/memory_cleared
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:17:16
18774 POINTS
Top five drunk foods
u/_memelorddotjpeg_
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:17:16
609 POINTS
black cat? sounds unethical
u/SolidJuho
replying to u/_memelorddotjpeg_
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:17:16
460 POINTS
You mean delicious?
u/1P_SMILE_BACK
replying to u/SolidJuho
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:17:16
138 POINTS
Also lowers the chances of seeing a black cat so its win win
u/ElectroPositive
replying to u/memory_cleared
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:17:16
482 POINTS
Top five nicknames for your diverse friends
u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:27:38
10712 POINTS
I can't believe I am actually here for the next "10/10 with rice" thread
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:27:38
11848 POINTS
I think it's presently sitting pretty at 29 upvotes, so we're totes going there
Edit: okay, nevermind, apparently I'm a funny
u/None
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:27:38
786 POINTS
Fuck yeah.
Hi, grandkids! Hope you're having fun reading about me in your Anthropology textbook. P.S. switch your major to STEM!
u/auricwing
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:55:12
10335 POINTS
Legally Blonde, The Devil Wears Prada, Inside Out, Silver Linings Playbook, Big Hero 6
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/auricwing
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:55:12
25534 POINTS
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Top five movies with strong, independent women who don't need no man
u/ComeOnPupperfish
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:55:12
1401 POINTS
did you just assume baymax's gender
u/ohanse
replying to u/ComeOnPupperfish
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:55:12
282 POINTS
We talkin bout aunt Cass
u/New86
replying to u/ohanse
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:55:12
137 POINTS
THICC
u/SenorDangerwank
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:55:12
417 POINTS
Aunt Cass...so hot.
u/burntends97
replying to u/SenorDangerwank
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:55:12
141 POINTS
I prefer gogo tomago
u/naughtius
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:55
10144 POINTS
天 地 君 亲 师
u/None
replying to u/naughtius
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:55
31051 POINTS
top 5 chinese tattoos white girls get
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:55
25231 POINTS
under breath: fuck, this guy's good
u/Akerain
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:55
4181 POINTS
Damn dude, how much karma have you got in one thread?
u/WakaFlakkaSeagulls
replying to u/Akerain
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:55
851 POINTS
At most, half the karma he has is from this post, probably less. You can't get too much Karma in one go anymore. I had a comment hit 50k the other day and my total karma count only went up by like 10k. They changed the way karma is calculated or something.
u/unlimitedtugs
replying to u/WakaFlakkaSeagulls
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:55
602 POINTS
You deserve 10k a day for that username
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/naughtius
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:55
10625 POINTS
Top five characters in a language OP can't understand and can't translate on mobile
u/Brancher
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:55
253 POINTS
Damn you're doing this on mobile? I'm so impressed right now.
u/Classified0
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:45:29
9588 POINTS
Five, 5, V, IIIII, IIII
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Classified0
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:45:29
17110 POINTS
Top five Civilization games after Civ IV.
u/YungBaseGod
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:45:29
641 POINTS
One of us.
u/shardikprime
replying to u/YungBaseGod
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:45:29
143 POINTS
My man!
u/ZeroThoughtsAlot
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:17:05
9535 POINTS
Jay-Z, Tupac and Biggie, Andre from OutKast, Kurupt
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/ZeroThoughtsAlot
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:17:05
25958 POINTS
Top five men you'd call Daddy while wearing a leather harness and butt plug, but like, platonically
u/Flgardenguy
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:17:05
6489 POINTS
Jesus. You should apply for the writer position over at Cards Against Humanity. This is the shit that I’d like to see on their cards
Edit: spelling
Edit2: I get it, people. There’s an opening. That’s why I said this
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Flgardenguy
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:17:05
10569 POINTS
I'll write them a strongly worded letter post haste.
Resume:
One time a dude laughed at me on the internet
u/DavidSlain
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:17:05
3038 POINTS
That might actually get you hired over there.
u/comaomega15
replying to u/DavidSlain
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:17:05
427 POINTS
Or they would laugh at him. It's 50/50
u/omar1993
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:17:05
1803 POINTS
(Dammit he knows)
Uh...no!
u/DonPurchenzo
replying to u/ZeroThoughtsAlot
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:17:05
598 POINTS
Eminem’s list
u/morelifewastrash
replying to u/DonPurchenzo
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:17:05
758 POINTS
*Reggie, Jay Z , Tupac and Biggie, Andre from OutKast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas, and then me
u/HeadsInTheFreezer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:04
9482 POINTS
Blind, deaf, missing limbs, old, returned.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/HeadsInTheFreezer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:04
17603 POINTS
★
Top five descriptors for residents of Florida (all of whom are still driving for some goddamned reason)
u/HeadsInTheFreezer
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:04
1560 POINTS
Oh man, as someone who moved there from much farther North and couldn't even hack it a full year, this hits close to home. Fuck Florida's DMV, they'll let a cadaver drive.
u/taco_bellis
replying to u/HeadsInTheFreezer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:04
326 POINTS
Top 5 pornhub searches
u/theinnerspiral
replying to u/HeadsInTheFreezer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:04
281 POINTS
Favorite rescue animals!
u/Interrabanger
replying to u/HeadsInTheFreezer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:04
167 POINTS
Top 5 reasons people take their pet to the shelter :(
Are you ThePickleWizard from the the Picklewizard gaming forum?
u/ThePickleWizard
replying to u/Shadw21
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:09:55
252 POINTS
nope. I created this to beetle juice someone who received a pickle in the mail from "the pickle wizard". Then I just started using it. I do enjoy pickles though
u/PICKELZHURT
replying to u/ThePickleWizard
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:09:55
162 POINTS
I'm triggered right now.
u/SirMrMe
replying to u/ThePickleWizard
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:09:55
1194 POINTS
Top 5 baby sitters of the year.
u/rileyjw90
replying to u/ThePickleWizard
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:09:55
359 POINTS
Whoa finally a comment I’m relevant on!
u/ibrahero
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:39:06
9201 POINTS
Michael, Jackie, Tito, Marlon and Jermaine
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/ibrahero
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:39:06
12505 POINTS
Top five Jackson's.
u/ThinkMoreDimensional
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:39:06
1090 POINTS
We found the real Jackson 5 guys.
u/NikNaksch
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:26:53
9172 POINTS
Fresh asphalt, mint, nail polish remover, my own farts, and meat on the grill.
u/CrackTheSkye
replying to u/NikNaksch
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:26:53
21196 POINTS
★★
Top five best selling Yankee Candle scents
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/CrackTheSkye
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:26:53
3994 POINTS
under breath
Fuck, this guy's good
u/the73rdStallion
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:26:53
275 POINTS
Stop while you're ahead OP. You've been killing it.
u/wuop
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:31:34
8948 POINTS
Patrick Swayze, Kurt Russell, Kurt Russell, Kurt Russell, Kurt Thomas.
Difficulty: not sexual.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/wuop
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:31:34
13990 POINTS
Top five.
They are the top five
u/wuop
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:31:34
187 POINTS
Top 5 hilarious badass roles. Dalton, Plissken x2, Jack Burton, and Jonathan Cabot
u/lunaownz
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:33:57
8862 POINTS
Chicken wings, mozzarella sticks, hamburgers, French fries, chicken tenders
u/JeF4y
replying to u/lunaownz
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:33:57
27729 POINTS
★★
The most common items purchased together before ordering a diet coke.
u/None
replying to u/JeF4y
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:33:57
3549 POINTS
I feel personally attacked rn
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/lunaownz
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:33:57
1379 POINTS
Comfort food
u/nightjesus
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:33:57
437 POINTS
Hey! This one isn’t funny! Get him!
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/nightjesus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:33:57
194 POINTS
Oh fuck, they know
u/itsmight
replying to u/lunaownz
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:33:57
217 POINTS
Top meals ordered by white children at a Mexican restaurant
u/tangoechoalphatango
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:30:17
8202 POINTS
MOBAs
My girlfriend
Roguelikes
Hiking
Candy
u/CrackTheSkye
replying to u/tangoechoalphatango
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:30:17
25147 POINTS
★★
Top five things that initially seem enjoyable but later leave you feeling awful.
Top five choices for things to hold up that one table leg so it doesn't wobble so much
u/ottrocity
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:25:09
1039 POINTS
I'm gonna need an explanation involving the boat on this one, bud.
Ed: these responses are hilarious
u/AegisToast
replying to u/ottrocity
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:25:09
1481 POINTS
Yeah, but "motorcycles" is pretty self-explanatory.
u/jack5603
replying to u/AegisToast
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:25:09
150 POINTS
I find using my guns is a little easier.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/ottrocity
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:25:09
438 POINTS
1) lift table leg
2) insert boat
3) lower table leg
4) problem solved
I'll bet you feel pretty dumb now, huh?
u/SpacceG
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 21:47:53
7062 POINTS
Atm OP has earned 637k upvotes from comments on this post. Yeah I'm unemployed and have all the time in the world to count comment upvotes from OP's profile.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/SpacceG
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 21:47:53
4653 POINTS
Holy shoot. Thanks, bruv. I didn't have the time or energy to look that up. Yay me.
The irony of that? I'm a trans guy, my hubby and I have been together since before I came out, and multiple people asked me if I was sure he wasn't gay before he came out along side me. So. You're not entirely wrong?
u/SirSkidMark
replying to u/autiqueer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:57
304 POINTS
OP is psychic confirmed
u/Huwbacca
replying to u/autiqueer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:57
184 POINTS
Ears?
u/aether_tech
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:20:24
6902 POINTS
Force of Will
Mana Drain
Cryptic Command
Stifle
Mystic Confluence
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/aether_tech
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:20:24
18716 POINTS
Top five reasons you're not getting laid you fucking neeeeerrrrrrrrd!
Get some mythic rares, it's the only way to get secks
u/aether_tech
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:20:24
485 POINTS
But i dont play anymore
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/aether_tech
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:20:24
897 POINTS
I play Reborn the Monster. You play now
u/None
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:20:24
257 POINTS
[deleted]
u/Hasumi_Kyousuke
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:20:24
148 POINTS
Nobody knows!
u/EsperIsMyBae
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:20:24
369 POINTS
technically force of will and mana drain got reprinted at mythic rarity so he's on like second base
u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:48:57
6458 POINTS
Ariana Grande, almond ice cream, c-vitamin, water melon juice and Africa by Toto
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:48:57
11664 POINTS
Things to make sure you get enough of
u/miauw62
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:48:57
218 POINTS
africa by toto is like dakka, it's never enough
u/kirksan
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:48:57
138 POINTS
Top 5 things you think aren't legal but are.
u/ylenoLretsiM
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:41:07
6316 POINTS
lmao OP is killing it here
u/Akintoss
replying to u/ylenoLretsiM
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:41:07
2694 POINTS
That's one weird top 5
u/emissaryofwinds
replying to u/Akintoss
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:41:07
651 POINTS
Yeah, that's 6 words, hardly a top five at that point
u/BibleLadd
replying to u/emissaryofwinds
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:41:07
149 POINTS
"it" is an honorable mention
u/WalkingTaco42
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:12:39
6132 POINTS
Yoga pants, 10/10 with rice, HQG, Nicolas Cage, Leroy Jenkins
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/WalkingTaco42
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:12:39
14785 POINTS
Top five reasons I'm sticky.
u/BionicBeans
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:12:39
164 POINTS
Underrated out of all your replies
u/TheConceptOfFear
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:12:39
149 POINTS
OP, you should consider being a stand up comedian and do this on stage
u/WalkingTaco42
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:12:39
140 POINTS
Reverse order?
u/FutureWaves
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:32:15
6118 POINTS
Youth of Today, Quicksand, Rival Schools, Gorilla Biscuits, Warzone.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/FutureWaves
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:32:15
12399 POINTS
★
Things Grandma has been kvetching about on Facebook ever since her Alzheimer's flared up
u/BearsChief
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:32:15
583 POINTS
Jesus fuck you are singlehandedly making my year with these responses
u/TheSinningRobot
replying to u/BearsChief
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:32:15
252 POINTS
I haven't seen an OP this good since the rice kid
u/God_Dammit_Dave
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:32:15
169 POINTS
This is a highly underrated comment. Well done.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/God_Dammit_Dave
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:32:15
217 POINTS
It's probably my favorite dumb joke in this whole thread, but I played myself.
u/dudeblackhawk
replying to u/FutureWaves
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:32:15
162 POINTS
This guy East coast hardcores.
u/kennyvendetta
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:14
5994 POINTS
Andre 3000
Nas
2Pac
Jay Z
Black Thought
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/kennyvendetta
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:14
12500 POINTS
Top five reasons to say "holy fuck, why is Outkast so prevelant in this thread?"
u/crusaderblings2
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:14
2397 POINTS
Thats how you know its a good thread. Its so fresh and so clean.
u/bopeepsheep
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:35:46
5878 POINTS
Stephen King, Terry Pratchett, Tom Holt, Neal Stephenson, Iain (M) Banks.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/bopeepsheep
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:35:46
8135 POINTS
Top five film directors of course
u/CasualAustrian
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:35:46
1143 POINTS
wait, did OP started this thread commenting seriously and then randomly decided to make it one of the funniest askreddit threads? either way, I am impressed
u/gui_guy_
replying to u/CasualAustrian
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:35:46
261 POINTS
I'd say it's the opposite; began commenting as a joke and now is commenting a bit seriously because, well, creativity might've ran out.
ONE OF THE BEST THREADS I'VE EVER READ!
u/hutdonuttuttut
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:25
5472 POINTS
Tony Toni Toné Towne Thonee
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/hutdonuttuttut
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:25
11773 POINTS
Top five children in the Stark family in the MCU
u/Johnyknowhow
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:25
1537 POINTS
For someone creative enough to name all of his armor suits "Mark I", "Mark II", "Mark III", counting upwards to 50, one would assume that Tony, Toni, Toné, Towne, and Thonee are not far from names he would pick. Or maybe all of his children would just be named Mark.
u/MentallyPsycho
replying to u/Johnyknowhow
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:25
185 POINTS
He's gonna name all his kids Peter and cry every time he sees them
u/Pickle_Jr
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:07
4937 POINTS
Kansas City, Denver, Chicago, Oklahoma City, Wichita
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Pickle_Jr
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:07
14712 POINTS
Top five places that make you think, "You know, maybe this meth stuff is worth trying."
u/Pickle_Jr
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:07
384 POINTS
Oof
u/HorsemanOfWar
replying to u/Pickle_Jr
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:07
234 POINTS
Coming from one if those 5, that isn't particularly untrue
u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:08:54
4892 POINTS
Gyroscope, Rodox Video, Happy Cycling, Satellite Anthem Icarus, Sick Times
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:08:54
8469 POINTS
Top five searched on X-Hamster
u/mtuholski14
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:08:54
166 POINTS
I think this one is my favorite and I’m sad it’s not higher up
Max Verstappen, Pierre Gasly, Charles Leclerc, Daniel Ricciardo, Nico Hulkenberg
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/reinemanc
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:40:41
8279 POINTS
Top five members of The Avengers reserves
u/TheGrumpyre
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:40:41
3814 POINTS
"I have an army"
"We have a Hulkenberg!"
u/theworstisover11
replying to u/reinemanc
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:40:41
461 POINTS
Top 5 guys that really need Hamilton and Vettel to retire so they actually have a shot at the title
u/tstehler1
replying to u/reinemanc
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:40:41
171 POINTS
I wondered how long I'd have to scroll down before finding /r/formula1 hyping up the race weekend
u/dave-pumpkins
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:06:42
4748 POINTS
Crying, anal, sleeping, praying and eating.
.
.
.
. Not necessarily in that order mind you.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/dave-pumpkins
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:06:42
12519 POINTS
Top five suggested activities for a sequel to "Eat, Pray, Love"
u/None
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:06:42
265 POINTS
I have been reading through this thread and upvoting all your responses because they’ve been making me smile a little. But this one? This one got a sincere laugh out of me. Hilarious shit, man!
u/Ticklish_Kink_Wife
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:19:08
4547 POINTS
OP you are making me howl with laughter in public, thank you.
Feathers, rope, eye mask, cuffs, vibrator
Edit: I am howling in laughter at everybody’s responses, thank you 🤣🤣
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Ticklish_Kink_Wife
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:19:08
8356 POINTS
Top five names for your new puppy
u/throw_karma
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:19:08
371 POINTS
"Vibrator shit the bed last night"
"I couldn't get vibrator to eat yesterday"
"My son isn't ready for the responsibility of Vibrator so we're taking it back to the store"
"Vibrator really likes grandma"
"Vibrator got loose again so I had to run around the neighborhood shaking meat at it to come back home"
u/spiderbabyinapram
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:19:08
359 POINTS
Ace.
u/SnarkMasterFlash
replying to u/spiderbabyinapram
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:19:08
143 POINTS
I don't know if I would laugh harder at someone calling for Eye Mask or Vibrator to come from across the park.
u/hutdonuttuttut
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:13:02
4523 POINTS
Goose, Turkey, Duck, Chicken, Partridge
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/hutdonuttuttut
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:13:02
8215 POINTS
Top five birds to give someone in December, preferably in sequential song order
u/hutdonuttuttut
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:13:02
194 POINTS
Top 5 birds to stuff inside each other, c'mon dude!
In no particular order: Outkast, Gang Starr, A Tribe Called Quest, The Fugees, Mobb Deep
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:28:54
8296 POINTS
Top five alienate names Smashmouth considered before settling on the correct name
u/Tsurja
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:41:09
4237 POINTS
Swans
20 Euro bills
Adults on scooters
Putting things into numbered lists for no reason
Hypocrisy
edit:
You might consider using a different dead meme than "swans can be gay" for more optimal karma gain.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Tsurja
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:41:09
5735 POINTS
Top five Things you hate
u/Tsurja
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:41:09
263 POINTS
Close. This is the "unreasonable amount of hate" list.
(although I debated number one internally on the grounds that no amount of hate can be considered unreasonable there)
u/molarum
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:13:40
4241 POINTS
★
Cigars, dogs, guns, modeling kits, booze
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/molarum
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:13:40
9355 POINTS
Things your significant other will bond with you over as you live your best life together.
Psych, top five reasons my wife left me for another dude
u/molarum
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:13:40
228 POINTS
you mean things I will rotate in my grave about when my wife sells them for the price I told her I paid 🤣
u/ASmileyFriend
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 21:20:43
4084 POINTS
Keeps this thread going and buzzfeed will have video ideas for years!
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/ASmileyFriend
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 21:20:43
2214 POINTS
WHAT HAVE I DONE???!?!?!?!?!
u/IronGemini
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:45:23
3267 POINTS
★
Gjallerhorn, The Last Word, Whisper of the Worm, Crimson, and Fatebringer (Adept).
Edit: A Destiny post blew up? Where’s my gold
Edit 2: Thanks for the gold 😘
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/IronGemini
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:45:23
6062 POINTS
To five sex moves to use when you're tired of missionary
u/IronGemini
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:45:23
497 POINTS
Close enough
u/Berryception
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:45:23
452 POINTS
Whisper of the Worm is guaranteed success
u/Newk_IV
replying to u/IronGemini
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:45:23
311 POINTS
Top five reasons why whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
u/SugarMintSweet
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:24:43
2880 POINTS
Mark, Graham, Theodore, Michael, Cameron,
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/SugarMintSweet
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:24:43
3684 POINTS
Top five chapmen
u/A_Wild_Bellossom
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:08:38
2321 POINTS
Bandana Dee
Medusa
Dark Meta Knight
Decidueye
Waluigi
Answer: Characters I want in smash
u/hugothenerd
replying to u/A_Wild_Bellossom
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:08:38
4255 POINTS
Top 5 most fuckable video game characters
u/Useless_Throwaway992
replying to u/hugothenerd
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:08:38
914 POINTS
ಠ_ಠ
u/CubedGamer
replying to u/hugothenerd
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:08:38
580 POINTS
Hey, you're not OP!
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/CubedGamer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:08:38
1497 POINTS
No, but he's still right.
u/LordByronic
replying to u/A_Wild_Bellossom
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:08:38
257 POINTS
Assist trophies that you're excited about in Smash Ultimate?
u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:49:55
2293 POINTS
Greg, crabs, m, fortnite, and the cryptofacist elite of poland
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:49:55
5411 POINTS
Top five STDS
u/NamelessAce
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:49:55
1179 POINTS
"Becky? Yeah, it's me. You should probably get tested, I've got Fortnite...it's terminal."
u/-4-a-
replying to u/NamelessAce
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:49:55
214 POINTS
It beats getting m.
u/cousteausCredence
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:18:48
2059 POINTS
Penne,
Fusilli,
Farfalle,
Manicotti,
Conchiglie
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/cousteausCredence
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:18:48
6024 POINTS
Top five Italian football players
u/Mars_Ahoy
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:59
1975 POINTS
Finding Nemo
Toy Story
Up
WALL-E
The Incredibles
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Mars_Ahoy
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:59
5337 POINTS
Top five reasons that I'm not crying, you're crying.
u/pandubaer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:04
1928 POINTS
2/28/69, 8/27/72, 11/21/73, 5/11/77, 3/29/90
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/pandubaer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:04
4776 POINTS
Top five days when my parents still loved one another. ;(
u/PHD_Memer
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:04
169 POINTS
this one gets an oof from me
u/Slimshadyfan313
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:17:43
1398 POINTS
Slim Shady, Eminem, Marshall Mathers, B-Rabbit, Stan
u/glenheartless
replying to u/Slimshadyfan313
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:17:43
3020 POINTS
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Top 5 M&Ms
u/ilikdgsntyrstho
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:11:42
1385 POINTS
Twilight Zone,
Congo,
AC/DC,
Metallica, and
Funhouse.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/ilikdgsntyrstho
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:11:42
3551 POINTS
Top five necessities for a great Quinceanera
u/everythingisamovie
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:11:42
306 POINTS
Your answers are just serving up a whole month of buzzfeed content on a silver platter.
u/Landorn
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:05:46
1240 POINTS
Tom, Rob, Julian, Chris, Rex
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Landorn
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:05:46
2755 POINTS
Top five names for your pet dinosaur
u/Tw1987
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:19
1230 POINTS
Reddit, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Tw1987
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:19
4819 POINTS
Top five forms of cancer.
u/mordeci00
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:37:20
1092 POINTS
1
5
4
2
3
u/pedantic_dullard
replying to u/mordeci00
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:37:20
879 POINTS
Top five numbers in the combination to my luggage
u/puppypoet
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:12
947 POINTS
French fries, macaroni and cheese, tortilla chips, ice cream, and crackers.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/puppypoet
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:12
2259 POINTS
Top five ingredients for killer abs.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:12
2563 POINTS
Wait, no. Killing.
Top five ingredients for killing abs.
u/IanTheChemist
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:04:55
936 POINTS
Bite, My, Shiny, Metal, Daffodil
u/GrammarDingus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:16:49
930 POINTS
[] Its/It’s
[] Their/They’re/There
[] Too/To/Two
[] Were/We’re
[] Your/You're
u/flash17k
replying to u/GrammarDingus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:16:49
844 POINTS
Top five mistakes you secretly harshly judge internally but don't actually bother to bring up out loud.
u/108241
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:12:51
813 POINTS
e, pi, sqrt(2), tau, phi
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/108241
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:12:51
1821 POINTS
Top five irrational things (not counting my fear of the demons coming to get me if I let my fuckin' toe out from under my comforter)
u/I_must_find_a_name
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:07:02
807 POINTS
The crew 2, gran turismo sport, the crew 2 open beta, the crew 2 closed beta, the crew
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/I_must_find_a_name
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:07:02
2437 POINTS
Top five projects Terry Crews should be in but isn't
Lego, Force Unleashed, Shadows of the Empire, Battlefront, and Knights of the Old Republic.
(It really pained me to not put Rogue Squadron or Republic Commando, sorry)
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/SleeplessShitposter
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:38:59
1942 POINTS
Top Star Trek Atlantis games
u/wankdanker
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:38:59
464 POINTS
how to piss off three fandoms at once.
Edit: Thanks for my highest rated comment guys!
u/JasperDyne
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:23:10
668 POINTS
Red Leicester, Humbolt Fog, Beyaz peynir, Reggianito, Paneer
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/JasperDyne
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:23:10
1579 POINTS
... types of cheese?
u/JasperDyne
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:23:10
240 POINTS
My favorite cheeses from Five Continents: Europe, North America, Africa, South America and Asia.
u/Broseph1617
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 20:20:43
543 POINTS
Can we all give OP a round of applause? So many funny and witty comments that helped many of us redditors have a great laugh. You're the MVP!
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Broseph1617
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 20:20:43
436 POINTS
🤭
u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:14:37
434 POINTS
[deleted]
u/TheHouseOfGryffindor
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:14:37
806 POINTS
Top five female names increasing by one syllable each time unless the previous person was in an Avengers movie, in which case repeat the number of syllables before continuing as before.
Kind of obvious there, Stan.
u/None
replying to u/TheHouseOfGryffindor
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:14:37
221 POINTS
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u/vodka_twinkie
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:14:37
369 POINTS
Top 5 secretly transgender celebrities
u/None
replying to u/vodka_twinkie
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:14:37
155 POINTS
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u/jesse45de
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:21:25
425 POINTS
1.Kareem
2.MJ
3. Lebron
4.Kobe
5. Magic
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/jesse45de
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:21:25
1508 POINTS
Top five black people
u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:23:45
372 POINTS
Motorcycles, pizza, cigarettes, Iron Maiden, Cherry cola
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:23:45
1177 POINTS
Top five things to consult a doctor about if they come out of your peepee hole
u/Mbarakaja
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:07:58
343 POINTS
Dropping acid, flashing, cleavage, orogeny, and subduction.
u/amugnai
replying to u/Mbarakaja
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:07:58
536 POINTS
Favorite things at the family reunion.
u/Mbarakaja
replying to u/amugnai
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:07:58
132 POINTS
They're all geology terms. But your guess runs a dang close second lol
u/OdieuxTapas
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:14:15
314 POINTS
John Lennon, Martin Luther King, Gandhi, XXXtentacion, Abraham Lincoln
u/GoBTF
replying to u/OdieuxTapas
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:14:15
551 POINTS
Top Five people you’d first recruit to an all-time best boy band
u/throwaway622796
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:53:51
301 POINTS
Chandler Bing, Walter White, Mick Shipman, Constance Langdon, Penelope Garcia
u/None
replying to u/throwaway622796
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:53:51
675 POINTS
top 5 names that could totally be pornstars if you don’t get the reference
Top five shows that would benefit from q cameo by Guy Fierri but are too far up their own butts to admit it
u/SPICYspicySPlCY
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:37:16
253 POINTS
nurse, astronaut, zoologist, accountant, baker
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/SPICYspicySPlCY
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:37:16
885 POINTS
Top five careers to discover this one weird trick in that will make your coworkers HATE you
u/harambe5643
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:58:49
239 POINTS
Khalifa, Ivy, Texas, Ann, Starr
EDIT: Starr could be pretty much an unlimited amount of lovely women, as you can tell. Take your pick! But I’ll never tell
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/harambe5643
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:58:49
652 POINTS
No clue, but I know you didn't just write a list of your top five Mia's without including Hamm
u/CaribbeanThndr
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 22:25:28
227 POINTS
They're
All
Objectively
Good
Iron Fist
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/CaribbeanThndr
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 22:25:28
350 POINTS
Okay, you made OP laugh this time. Admittedly, I'm a sucker for that meme
u/3liPanda10
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:03
218 POINTS
Eli manning, peyton manning, tom brady, matt ryan, tie of both drew brees and ben Roethlisberger
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/3liPanda10
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:03
807 POINTS
Top five nicknames for my dog when I throw him his toy and it hits him in the head and he just looks at me like, "What did you want me to do with this, idiot?" even though we were literally just playing fetch five seconds ago.
u/swtadpole
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:33:04
25591 POINTS
Silicone, Glass, ABS Hard Plastic, Steel, Aluminum
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/swtadpole
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:33:04
49342 POINTS
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Top five Things that should be used for breast implants.
u/poos18
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:33:04
13032 POINTS
How tf r u so funny
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/poos18
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:33:04
37539 POINTS
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Crippling depression mostly
u/NeonFrights
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:33:04
4786 POINTS
I see we went to the same clown college.
u/None
replying to u/NeonFrights
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:33:04
482 POINTS
I don't know about that, but you've certainly got some similar makeup.
u/poos18
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:33:04
487 POINTS
Top 5 Anime Betrayals
u/vodka_twinkie
replying to u/swtadpole
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:33:04
4462 POINTS
Top 5 dildo materials (2018)
u/Pyrollamasteak
replying to u/vodka_twinkie
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:33:04
146 POINTS
ABS over steel? Nah, definitely not that category. Unless the order disregards sanitariness for personal preference.
u/Isord
replying to u/swtadpole
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:33:04
429 POINTS
This covers so many different possible categories, TBH. I would guess bongs but I can't imagine ABS is a good plastic for that.
u/epoch_fail
replying to u/swtadpole
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:33:04
295 POINTS
Top 5 materials most used in your CAD software?
u/mike_d85
replying to u/swtadpole
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:33:04
199 POINTS
Favorite supporting structure materials?
...
Or dildos. I don't think anyone mentioned dildos yet.
u/swtadpole
replying to u/mike_d85
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:33:04
167 POINTS
We have a winner! (Dildos, not structures.)
u/Griffdog21
replying to u/swtadpole
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:33:04
130 POINTS
Favorite dildo materials
u/swtadpole
replying to u/Griffdog21
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:33:04
165 POINTS
:) Ding, ding, ding!
ETA: Technically top five body safe dildo materials. But, yeah, dildos.
u/RandomRiver
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:38:33
23863 POINTS
Green, blue, black, yellow, pink
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/RandomRiver
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:38:33
35179 POINTS
Power rangers.
u/RandomRiver
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:38:33
7379 POINTS
Heck yeah!
u/Ciroc_N_Roll90
replying to u/RandomRiver
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:38:33
1793 POINTS
Um, where the fuck is red then!?
Edit: I wasn't aware of any scandals the real guy is involved in so chill the fuck out.
u/RandomRiver
replying to u/Ciroc_N_Roll90
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:38:33
4386 POINTS
Not in my top five.
u/omar1993
replying to u/RandomRiver
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:38:33
1412 POINTS
Gasps for an unholy amount of time
HEATHEN D:
u/rogueblades
replying to u/omar1993
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:38:33
387 POINTS
THE JASONITES WILL HEAR OF THIS
u/linkrules2
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:45:48
22834 POINTS
hard, wet, rapid fire, pressed against a surface, silent
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/linkrules2
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:45:48
46903 POINTS
★
Top five ways to describe both an orgasm and a fart.
u/CrochetCrazy
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:45:48
7460 POINTS
Huh...uncomfortably correct.
u/sarah-xxx
replying to u/CrochetCrazy
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:45:48
167 POINTS
Rapid fire orgasms... that's why you practice trigger safety.
u/forestman11
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:45:48
508 POINTS
Dude you've turned this whole thread into a karma farm for yourself. That's impressive.
u/high_larry_us
replying to u/forestman11
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:45:48
132 POINTS
Half a mill karma. Wtf. Impressive.
u/lurtypopz
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:45:48
205 POINTS
Laughed way too loud at that on the bus!!! Thank you
u/Empanser
replying to u/linkrules2
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:45:48
15805 POINTS
★
Top five Metal Gear protagonists
u/MelonJelly
replying to u/Empanser
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:45:48
714 POINTS
I'd personally put Pressed Against a Surface Snake before Rapid Fire Snake, but I get why RFS is rated higher.
u/MetalGearAlert
replying to u/Empanser
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:45:48
322 POINTS
!
u/fet-o-lat
replying to u/linkrules2
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:45:48
858 POINTS
Hello fellow /r/powerwashingporn aficionado
u/vodka_twinkie
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:09:48
21310 POINTS
Toilet paper, ice cream, sweet tea, windex, zip ties.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/vodka_twinkie
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:09:48
28881 POINTS
Top five sex toys
u/Mechanical_Gman
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:09:48
6152 POINTS
I gotta have my tools!!!!
u/Undecided_User_Name
replying to u/Mechanical_Gman
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:09:48
2725 POINTS
I like to bind, I like to be bound!!
u/punkinfacebooklegpie
replying to u/Undecided_User_Name
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:09:48
961 POINTS
It's f-fetish shit!
u/discerningpervert
replying to u/punkinfacebooklegpie
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:09:48
296 POINTS
I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds
u/E101K
replying to u/discerningpervert
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:09:48
162 POINTS
A STARTER CAR?! THIS CAR IS A FINISHER CAR! A TRANSPORTER OF GODS! THE GOLDEN GOD!!
u/southsideson
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:09:48
730 POINTS
LOL, just made me think of my job in high school working as a stocker at a grocery store. One night, these 2 incredibly flamboyant gay customers came in and purchased: condoms, baby oil, motion sickness pills, and a pound of uncooked rice. Our game for the rest of the time i worked there was making up scenarios using all four items.
u/whirlpool4
replying to u/southsideson
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:09:48
235 POINTS
the rice was for their phones, which they were going to invariably drop into the 55-gallon drum of lube at some point, okay
u/pseudosmurf
replying to u/vodka_twinkie
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:09:48
7731 POINTS
Things to never ever get cheap brands of.
u/vodka_twinkie
replying to u/pseudosmurf
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:09:48
3300 POINTS
Bingo!!!
u/pussymagnet2000
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:42:24
20865 POINTS
Visual Basic, Javascript, Python, Perl, Hitler
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/pussymagnet2000
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:42:24
56146 POINTS
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Top five topics that the writers of NCIS don't understand
u/UnexpectedWings
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:42:24
4892 POINTS
I’m Dying
u/DeathByMiniBlind
replying to u/UnexpectedWings
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:42:24
1115 POINTS
F
u/MaxPecktacular
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:42:24
3136 POINTS
You are absolutely slaying this thread, OP.
u/green_meklar
replying to u/pussymagnet2000
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:42:24
15698 POINTS
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The problem with programming in Hitler is that you need too much whitespace.
u/microwaves23
replying to u/green_meklar
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:42:24
334 POINTS
Excellent programmer joke
u/Verdiss
replying to u/pussymagnet2000
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:42:24
564 POINTS
Things you would destroy if you had a time machine? Why Python though?
u/DragoonDM
replying to u/Verdiss
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:42:24
464 POINTS
Not OP. I actually like Python, but something about syntactically important whitespace bothers me on a deep level.
u/Adama0001
replying to u/DragoonDM
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:42:24
224 POINTS
Boy do I have a language for you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitespace_(programming_language)
u/soomuchcoffee
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:46:25
20302 POINTS
1) Never
2) Gonna
3) Give
4) You
5) Up
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/soomuchcoffee
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:46:25
64502 POINTS
★★★★
Top five ways to let me down
u/mrducky78
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:46:25
4120 POINTS
Goddamn it OP, just slaying it.
u/meellodi
replying to u/mrducky78
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:46:25
744 POINTS
Seriously, not that Karma is important anyway, but OP got more karma in an hour than I'll ever get.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/meellodi
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:46:25
1001 POINTS
Don't worry, I sometimes I forget to flush the toilet, so our real world Karma actually balances out
u/jude802
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:46:25
612 POINTS
!redditsilver
u/discerningpervert
replying to u/jude802
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:46:25
218 POINTS
I see Reddit Silver has run around and deserted you
u/pupsnpogonas
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:46:25
299 POINTS
Give this man gold.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/pupsnpogonas
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:46:25
1658 POINTS
★
If you wanna give money to say I'm funny, give it to your local humane society. Puppies and kitties >>>>> me
u/xisha47x
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:46:25
384 POINTS
OP is not only funny as hell, but has a heart of gold.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/xisha47x
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:46:25
188 POINTS
Last I checked, my heart is mostly made of congealed pizza grease
u/Elbordel
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:23
19971 POINTS
Hitler, Cosby, Jong, Rothschild, Rockefeller
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Elbordel
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:23
55901 POINTS
★
Top five baby names (2018)
u/elmyrable
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:23
3289 POINTS
That got me
u/None
replying to u/elmyrable
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:23
202 POINTS
My neighbor introduced her little girl to me yesterday. Her name is Kitchener. That's the British politician that invented concentration camps during the Boer War, inspiring the Germans to experiment with them in their own colonies in Africa.
GOOGLE THIS SHIT, PARENTS. BEFORE YOU SIGN THE DOCUMENTS.
u/elephants_remember
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:23
202 POINTS
Somebody put this dude out, he’s on fire.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/elephants_remember
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:23
168 POINTS
Ouch oof ow owie my bones
u/Elbordel
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:23
185 POINTS
Haha Poor babies
u/Track2onStageFour
replying to u/Elbordel
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:23
1341 POINTS
Top 5 things I get called online
u/ididntknowiwascyborg
replying to u/Elbordel
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:23
243 POINTS
Top 5 most evil dudes people really liked at first
u/derawin07
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:33:47
19165 POINTS
Dragonfruit, mango, pineapple, honeydew melon,
applemulberries.Edit: Look at the commas, guys! Some people call the fruit 'honeydew melon', like us Aussies. I didn't list six!
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/derawin07
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:33:47
36464 POINTS
Top five fruits to put on pizza to really piss off your friends
u/AcesulfameZ
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:33:47
3528 POINTS
Especially at the same time
u/ihave2shoes
replying to u/derawin07
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:33:47
402 POINTS
The name of Gweneth Paltrow’s current and future children.
u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
19099 POINTS
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u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
41412 POINTS
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Top five underpants you have worn
u/penny_can
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
8892 POINTS
boobs you have seen
u/blindfactotum
replying to u/penny_can
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
2823 POINTS
Cooking you hate
u/timawesomeness
replying to u/blindfactotum
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
234 POINTS
Murders you committed
u/sherlockazulu
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
6900 POINTS
100% this is cooking
u/None
replying to u/sherlockazulu
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
6703 POINTS
I'm going with boobs
u/famalamo
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
153 POINTS
But not just boobs, because nobody likes their mom's boobs that much.
If your mom was at all worth a shit, you'd be sick of her boobs by 3
u/Ivan723
replying to u/famalamo
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
261 POINTS
You ever broken your arms before?
u/jiaaa
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
2199 POINTS
Cooking?
u/thefatheadedone
replying to u/jiaaa
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
2959 POINTS
God I hope so.
u/None
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:24:37
274 POINTS
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u/send_recipes_plz
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:58:10
18569 POINTS
Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon and Dylon.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/send_recipes_plz
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:58:10
49626 POINTS
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Top five people who legally changed their name to Dylon.
u/Trialzero
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:58:10
4309 POINTS
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u/Supernerdje
replying to u/Trialzero
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:58:10
380 POINTS
Plot twist: OP isn't a comedian.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Supernerdje
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:58:10
891 POINTS
Accurate. I am an office drone who dreams of being popular but also isn't
u/chaos_a
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:58:10
208 POINTS
Well, in a way you sort of are popular now, enjoy your Reddit fame while it lasts!
u/fullarr
replying to u/send_recipes_plz
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:58:10
2355 POINTS
Best rappers of all time, that also spit hot fire.
u/chizmanzini
replying to u/send_recipes_plz
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:58:10
159 POINTS
I spit hot fire!
u/harmonica16
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:19:55
18500 POINTS
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Exorcist, Motel Hell, Dawn of the Dead, Halloween
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/harmonica16
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:19:55
40895 POINTS
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Top five movies to put on in the background while your baby sleeps
u/the_Mad_Scientist_09
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:19:55
2239 POINTS
On point. Will surely do this if I ever have kids.
u/nt9945
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:03:54
18343 POINTS
V, IV, VI, III, II
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/nt9945
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:03:54
24374 POINTS
Civilization games.
u/theblueduece84
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:03:54
6146 POINTS
Would anyone be interested in a trade agreement with England?
u/Ted_E_Bear
replying to u/theblueduece84
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:03:54
1611 POINTS
You'll have to do better than that.
u/classicalySarcastic
replying to u/Ted_E_Bear
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:03:54
626 POINTS
"Our words are backed with nuclear weapons"
-Gandhi
u/plotthick
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:03:54
169 POINTS
This guy Civs.
u/V_WhatTheThunderSaid
replying to u/nt9945
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:03:54
1028 POINTS
Top five Star Wars films.
u/kin_bear
replying to u/V_WhatTheThunderSaid
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:03:54
140 POINTS
That’s what I was thinking
u/Sinterklaas_Jager
replying to u/nt9945
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:03:54
249 POINTS
Top 5 starwars movies in a parallel universe where attack of the clones is better than phantom menace.
u/PM_ME_UR_PRIDE-N-JOY
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:28:37
17681 POINTS
Solsbury Hills
Africa
Mr Tembo
In Too Deep
Livin' On A Prayer
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/PM_ME_UR_PRIDE-N-JOY
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:28:37
36194 POINTS
Top five songs that you would like to hear Ska covers of
u/PM_ME_UR_PRIDE-N-JOY
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:28:37
8122 POINTS
You're so right
u/rocketfin
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:28:37
2577 POINTS
I don't think I could name a song that I wouldn't love to hear as a ska cover.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/rocketfin
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:28:37
5252 POINTS
Streetlight Manifesto covering the theme song to Thomas the
TrainTank Engine would be greatu/Hurr1canE_
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:28:37
395 POINTS
This has gotta be the first time I’ve seen Streetlight mentioned on reddit.
Fuck yeah OP, you’re a real one.
u/fluffyicegiant
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:28:37
249 POINTS
Fun fact: ska came before reggae
u/idahofarmgirl
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:19:24
17269 POINTS
Bernina, Husqavarna, Janome, Necchi, Singer
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/idahofarmgirl
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:19:24
43546 POINTS
Top Five small African countries that you think about so little, you didn't realize that they aren't small African countries, they're sewing machines.
u/Potato_Trainz
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:19:24
7930 POINTS
Fuck that’s accurate
u/Alfie_13
replying to u/Potato_Trainz
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:19:24
4301 POINTS
OP is fucking killing it here. This is the new AskRice post.
u/juanmlm
replying to u/Alfie_13
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:19:24
145 POINTS
What’s the Askrice post?
u/1206549
replying to u/juanmlm
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:19:24
193 POINTS
r/WithRice
Origin
u/penny_can
replying to u/idahofarmgirl
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:19:24
3900 POINTS
top five sewing machines.
u/thechungdynasty
replying to u/penny_can
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:19:24
1715 POINTS
swift kick in the nuts to Brother.
u/wellshitiguessnot
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:38:45
16753 POINTS
clonazepam, alcohol, ASMR, smoking, giving up and laughing at problems instead
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/wellshitiguessnot
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:38:45
32047 POINTS
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Top five Things to discuss on r/meirl
u/wellshitiguessnot
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:38:45
4052 POINTS
yeah.. yeah that pretty much fits.
u/None
replying to u/wellshitiguessnot
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:38:45
569 POINTS
My coping mechanisms
u/UknowNOTHINjon
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:53:44
13436 POINTS
Bulgaria Spain Greece Turkey Isle of Man
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/UknowNOTHINjon
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:53:44
17302 POINTS
Top destinations for your orgy
u/UknowNOTHINjon
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:53:44
2706 POINTS
An Isle of Man orgy? A few sheep and some pensioners. Nah wouldn't make top 5!
u/aboveaverageheight
replying to u/UknowNOTHINjon
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:53:44
503 POINTS
except for once a year wear a bunch of men wearing leather move real fast ...
u/penny_can
replying to u/UknowNOTHINjon
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:53:44
10337 POINTS
Places to get killed on a motorcycle in order of escalating probability.
u/UknowNOTHINjon
replying to u/penny_can
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:53:44
1427 POINTS
Best answer yet
u/Teh_swimmly
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:23:22
13391 POINTS
I want this to go to the top just so OP has to reply to a couple thousand answers.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Teh_swimmly
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:23:22
12344 POINTS
😵
u/NukeML
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:23:22
1880 POINTS
I can feel this going into the hall of fame
u/Ooer
replying to u/NukeML
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:23:22
225 POINTS
I'm from the future, it made it.
u/pikipupiba
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:50:12
12428 POINTS
69, Cow Girl, Froggy Style, Doggy Style, Missionary
Edit: put them in order ;)
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/pikipupiba
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:50:12
31624 POINTS
Top five ways to play twister at the family cookout
u/pikipupiba
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:50:12
10423 POINTS
Only if cousin Becky is coming this year....
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/pikipupiba
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:50:12
23110 POINTS
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Oh, she's coming. 😏😏😏😏
u/pikipupiba
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:50:12
3865 POINTS
Good. She is the whole reason I started family oil twister.
u/OhNoCosmo
replying to u/pikipupiba
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:50:12
187 POINTS
This entire exchange is golden. I think I love you both.
u/pikipupiba
replying to u/OhNoCosmo
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:50:12
143 POINTS
Congrats, that's all it takes to be in our family :) Oil up and jump in the pile!
u/validopinion7
replying to u/pikipupiba
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:50:12
147 POINTS
what the fuck is froggy style
u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:32
11946 POINTS
Zixnhht the beloved, gozxxyt the enraged, quozygote the creator, yizxina the earth-mother, and xyqrer the confused.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:32
26703 POINTS
Top five names for your wing dang doodle
u/None
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:32
3522 POINTS
May yizxina have mercy on you
u/mla96
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:32
3308 POINTS
Top 5 Welsh baby names
u/JawesomeJess
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:32
615 POINTS
Sylok, The Defiled!
u/bobcat1059
replying to u/JawesomeJess
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:32
286 POINTS
Listen man, if you read the prompt, you'd realize that whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
u/twio_b95
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
11600 POINTS
Scarlett Johansson, Emilia Clarke, Alexandra Daddario, Joseph Stalin, Elizabeth Olsen
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/twio_b95
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
23213 POINTS
Top five celebrities who can rock a handlebar mustache (assumed)
Edit: You owe it to yourself to look at every single photoshop that /u/The1RGood has linked below. They are all perfect.
u/The1RGood
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
5679 POINTS
Someone PLEASE photoshop this. I will gild.
Submissions:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/99eh6b/without_saying_what_the_category_is_what_are_your/e4ndjsr/
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/99eh6b/without_saying_what_the_category_is_what_are_your/e4ne0ff/
(Just ScarJo) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/99eh6b/without_saying_what_the_category_is_what_are_your/e4neced/
(Terrifying) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/99eh6b/without_saying_what_the_category_is_what_are_your/e4ned44/
(really good) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/99eh6b/without_saying_what_the_category_is_what_are_your/e4nb10d/
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/99eh6b/without_saying_what_the_category_is_what_are_your/e4nc6mq/
(MS Paint) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/99eh6b/without_saying_what_the_category_is_what_are_your/e4nfeqr/
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/99eh6b/without_saying_what_the_category_is_what_are_your/e4nfywg/
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/99eh6b/without_saying_what_the_category_is_what_are_your/e4nl9he/
u/discerningpervert
replying to u/The1RGood
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
8054 POINTS
★★
What if I just picture it in my head really hard, would that help?
Edit: So I've just been gilded.
Edit 2: Why do I keep getting gilded, gild other guy doing the photoshopping
u/emissaryofwinds
replying to u/discerningpervert
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
983 POINTS
I'll picture your gold in my head really hard
u/The1RGood
replying to u/discerningpervert
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
141 POINTS
You get redditsilver
u/kmck96
replying to u/The1RGood
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
6062 POINTS
★★
Work is slow, I'm on it. Gimme a few minutes
edit: halfway there, progress update to ensure no bamboozle
edit 2:
work is getting busy,here's what we have so far. the rest will come soon. this is my most ambitious photoshop project to date, they're getting better as i go i promiseedit 3:
violavoila, and a bonus because i'm having fun nowu/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/kmck96
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
2063 POINTS
... this post is your fucking opus, holy shit, I'm so glad you exist
u/fitch_bace
replying to u/The1RGood
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
2611 POINTS
★
Got u boo, gimme 20 minutes
here you go (sorry I'm late)
Cheers mate 🍻
u/BothersomeBritish
replying to u/The1RGood
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
2254 POINTS
★
Here you go!
u/The1RGood
replying to u/BothersomeBritish
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
140 POINTS
You earned every bit of that
u/-Jedidude-
replying to u/The1RGood
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
530 POINTS
Have time to do one. Scarlet JoMansson
Edit: don't gild this. I don't deserve reddit gold because I can photoshop a mustache on female celebrities.
u/thechattyshow
replying to u/The1RGood
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
409 POINTS
Here you go. 10/10 realism
Also Stalin was too hard to do... sorry :P
u/jlujared
replying to u/The1RGood
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
400 POINTS
★
Ask and you shall reciece https://i.imgur.com/OCQSNaf.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/yVyVIRc.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/35RxppK.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/Ahg4deu.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/DfFz82d.jpg
u/_Starry_Night_
replying to u/The1RGood
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
249 POINTS
Only the best for you.
u/yourcool
replying to u/The1RGood
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
171 POINTS
https://i.imgur.com/cK2NqHt.jpg
Instead of the gild, could you donate to this? If not, it's cool.
u/derawin07
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
401 POINTS
No, something to do with eyebrows.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/derawin07
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
1992 POINTS
Top five celebrities who can rock handlebar eyebrows.
u/Indosay
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
253 POINTS
Handlebar Eyebrows - dibs on band name.
u/Track2onStageFour
replying to u/twio_b95
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
480 POINTS
top 5 women i will never have sex with
u/ostrich12
replying to u/Track2onStageFour
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
660 POINTS
I mean, isn't it kinda a big tie then? By that logic any woman could be in that top 5.
u/None
replying to u/twio_b95
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:32:53
135 POINTS
Big D*ck Energy
u/-80watt-
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:22:30
11278 POINTS
Tacos
Sleeping in
Dogs
Bugs Bunny
Mario Kart
u/062b
replying to u/-80watt-
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:22:30
13089 POINTS
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5 weirdest things you jerked off to
u/None
replying to u/062b
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:22:30
2243 POINTS
This response could apply to any of the answers.
u/4ninawells
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:22:30
279 POINTS
This is when I'm glad reddit is anonymous.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/-80watt-
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:22:30
12506 POINTS
Top five things the Trump administration has vowed to ban
u/Swimdemon91
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:22:30
837 POINTS
I’d riot
u/cityboy2
replying to u/Swimdemon91
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:22:30
205 POINTS
I'd be Russian to riot on the streets.
u/Grumpy-Moogle
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:22:30
189 POINTS
I read this as a joke but holy crap it actually makes sense.
Tacos = those raping Mexicans and their food
Sleeping in = Trump tweets at like 4 a.m.
Dogs = Yep, the only president in like 100 years not to have one
Bugs Bunny = I'm guessing this has something to do with being anti-furry
Mario Kart = Those damn vidya games are making all these illegal immigrants kill everyone.
u/pi3b0
replying to u/-80watt-
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:22:30
152 POINTS
Top 5 things you’d do on a Saturday?
Edit: Poorly worded.
u/wretched_doll
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:16:43
11091 POINTS
Oscar, The Count, Grover, Ernie, Kermit
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/wretched_doll
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:16:43
23158 POINTS
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Top five things to call your SO when you're fisting them up to your goddamn elbow
u/drizliz
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:16:43
1911 POINTS
happy i scrolled far enough to see this
u/TitanicMan
replying to u/drizliz
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:16:43
486 POINTS
You...were expecting this?
u/ZakMaster12
replying to u/TitanicMan
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:16:43
364 POINTS
You weren't expecting this?
u/WreakingHavoc640
replying to u/ZakMaster12
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:16:43
168 POINTS
Who are you people?!
u/Ragnar_Actual
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:16:43
220 POINTS
Best reply in the thread.
u/Catacomb82
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:16:43
193 POINTS
I'm fucking DONE holy shit.
u/wadeishere
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:16:43
170 POINTS
Today's safeword is snuffleupagus
u/memory_cleared
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:17:16
10900 POINTS
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/memory_cleared
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:17:16
18774 POINTS
Top five drunk foods
u/_memelorddotjpeg_
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:17:16
609 POINTS
black cat? sounds unethical
u/SolidJuho
replying to u/_memelorddotjpeg_
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:17:16
460 POINTS
You mean delicious?
u/1P_SMILE_BACK
replying to u/SolidJuho
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:17:16
138 POINTS
Also lowers the chances of seeing a black cat so its win win
u/ElectroPositive
replying to u/memory_cleared
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:17:16
482 POINTS
Top five nicknames for your diverse friends
u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:27:38
10712 POINTS
I can't believe I am actually here for the next "10/10 with rice" thread
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:27:38
11848 POINTS
I think it's presently sitting pretty at 29 upvotes, so we're totes going there
Edit: okay, nevermind, apparently I'm a funny
u/None
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:27:38
786 POINTS
Fuck yeah.
Hi, grandkids! Hope you're having fun reading about me in your Anthropology textbook. P.S. switch your major to STEM!
u/auricwing
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:55:12
10335 POINTS
Legally Blonde, The Devil Wears Prada, Inside Out, Silver Linings Playbook, Big Hero 6
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/auricwing
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:55:12
25534 POINTS
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Top five movies with strong, independent women who don't need no man
u/ComeOnPupperfish
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:55:12
1401 POINTS
did you just assume baymax's gender
u/ohanse
replying to u/ComeOnPupperfish
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:55:12
282 POINTS
We talkin bout aunt Cass
u/New86
replying to u/ohanse
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:55:12
137 POINTS
THICC
u/SenorDangerwank
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:55:12
417 POINTS
Aunt Cass...so hot.
u/burntends97
replying to u/SenorDangerwank
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:55:12
141 POINTS
I prefer gogo tomago
u/naughtius
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:55
10144 POINTS
天 地 君 亲 师
u/None
replying to u/naughtius
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:55
31051 POINTS
top 5 chinese tattoos white girls get
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:55
25231 POINTS
under breath: fuck, this guy's good
u/Akerain
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:55
4181 POINTS
Damn dude, how much karma have you got in one thread?
u/WakaFlakkaSeagulls
replying to u/Akerain
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:55
851 POINTS
At most, half the karma he has is from this post, probably less. You can't get too much Karma in one go anymore. I had a comment hit 50k the other day and my total karma count only went up by like 10k. They changed the way karma is calculated or something.
u/unlimitedtugs
replying to u/WakaFlakkaSeagulls
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:55
602 POINTS
You deserve 10k a day for that username
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/naughtius
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:55
10625 POINTS
Top five characters in a language OP can't understand and can't translate on mobile
u/Brancher
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:55
253 POINTS
Damn you're doing this on mobile? I'm so impressed right now.
u/Classified0
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:45:29
9588 POINTS
Five, 5, V, IIIII,
IIIIu/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Classified0
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:45:29
17110 POINTS
Top five Civilization games after Civ IV.
u/YungBaseGod
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:45:29
641 POINTS
One of us.
u/shardikprime
replying to u/YungBaseGod
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:45:29
143 POINTS
My man!
u/ZeroThoughtsAlot
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:17:05
9535 POINTS
Jay-Z, Tupac and Biggie, Andre from OutKast, Kurupt
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/ZeroThoughtsAlot
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:17:05
25958 POINTS
Top five men you'd call Daddy while wearing a leather harness and butt plug, but like, platonically
u/Flgardenguy
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:17:05
6489 POINTS
Jesus. You should apply for the writer position over at Cards Against Humanity. This is the shit that I’d like to see on their cards
Edit: spelling
Edit2: I get it, people. There’s an opening. That’s why I said this
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Flgardenguy
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:17:05
10569 POINTS
I'll write them a strongly worded letter post haste.
Resume:
One time a dude laughed at me on the internet
u/DavidSlain
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:17:05
3038 POINTS
That might actually get you hired over there.
u/comaomega15
replying to u/DavidSlain
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:17:05
427 POINTS
Or they would laugh at him. It's 50/50
u/omar1993
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:17:05
1803 POINTS
(Dammit he knows)
Uh...no!
u/DonPurchenzo
replying to u/ZeroThoughtsAlot
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:17:05
598 POINTS
Eminem’s list
u/morelifewastrash
replying to u/DonPurchenzo
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:17:05
758 POINTS
*Reggie, Jay Z , Tupac and Biggie, Andre from OutKast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas, and then me
u/HeadsInTheFreezer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:04
9482 POINTS
Blind, deaf, missing limbs, old, returned.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/HeadsInTheFreezer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:04
17603 POINTS
★
Top five descriptors for residents of Florida (all of whom are still driving for some goddamned reason)
u/HeadsInTheFreezer
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:04
1560 POINTS
Oh man, as someone who moved there from much farther North and couldn't even hack it a full year, this hits close to home. Fuck Florida's DMV, they'll let a cadaver drive.
u/taco_bellis
replying to u/HeadsInTheFreezer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:04
326 POINTS
Top 5 pornhub searches
u/theinnerspiral
replying to u/HeadsInTheFreezer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:04
281 POINTS
Favorite rescue animals!
u/Interrabanger
replying to u/HeadsInTheFreezer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:04
167 POINTS
Top 5 reasons people take their pet to the shelter :(
u/ThePickleWizard
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:09:55
9279 POINTS
Riley Reid, Riley Shy, Riley Star, Riley Anne, Riley Nixon
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/ThePickleWizard
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:09:55
21998 POINTS
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Top five candidates for Trump's cabinet
u/ThePickleWizard
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:09:55
2180 POINTS
You're good
u/Shadw21
replying to u/ThePickleWizard
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:09:55
250 POINTS
Are you ThePickleWizard from the the Picklewizard gaming forum?
u/ThePickleWizard
replying to u/Shadw21
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:09:55
252 POINTS
nope. I created this to beetle juice someone who received a pickle in the mail from "the pickle wizard". Then I just started using it. I do enjoy pickles though
u/PICKELZHURT
replying to u/ThePickleWizard
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:09:55
162 POINTS
I'm triggered right now.
u/SirMrMe
replying to u/ThePickleWizard
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:09:55
1194 POINTS
Top 5 baby sitters of the year.
u/rileyjw90
replying to u/ThePickleWizard
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:09:55
359 POINTS
Whoa finally a comment I’m relevant on!
u/ibrahero
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:39:06
9201 POINTS
Michael, Jackie, Tito, Marlon and Jermaine
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/ibrahero
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:39:06
12505 POINTS
Top five Jackson's.
u/ThinkMoreDimensional
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:39:06
1090 POINTS
We found the real Jackson 5 guys.
u/NikNaksch
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:26:53
9172 POINTS
Fresh asphalt, mint, nail polish remover, my own farts, and meat on the grill.
u/CrackTheSkye
replying to u/NikNaksch
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:26:53
21196 POINTS
★★
Top five best selling Yankee Candle scents
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/CrackTheSkye
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:26:53
3994 POINTS
under breath
Fuck, this guy's good
u/the73rdStallion
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:26:53
275 POINTS
Stop while you're ahead OP. You've been killing it.
u/wuop
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:31:34
8948 POINTS
Patrick Swayze, Kurt Russell, Kurt Russell, Kurt Russell, Kurt Thomas.
Difficulty: not sexual.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/wuop
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:31:34
13990 POINTS
Top five.
They are the top five
u/wuop
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:31:34
187 POINTS
Top 5 hilarious badass roles. Dalton, Plissken x2, Jack Burton, and Jonathan Cabot
u/lunaownz
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:33:57
8862 POINTS
Chicken wings, mozzarella sticks, hamburgers, French fries, chicken tenders
u/JeF4y
replying to u/lunaownz
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:33:57
27729 POINTS
★★
The most common items purchased together before ordering a diet coke.
u/None
replying to u/JeF4y
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:33:57
3549 POINTS
I feel personally attacked rn
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/lunaownz
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:33:57
1379 POINTS
Comfort food
u/nightjesus
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:33:57
437 POINTS
Hey! This one isn’t funny! Get him!
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/nightjesus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:33:57
194 POINTS
Oh fuck, they know
u/itsmight
replying to u/lunaownz
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:33:57
217 POINTS
Top meals ordered by white children at a Mexican restaurant
u/tangoechoalphatango
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:30:17
8202 POINTS
MOBAs
My girlfriend
Roguelikes
Hiking
Candy
u/CrackTheSkye
replying to u/tangoechoalphatango
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:30:17
25147 POINTS
★★
Top five things that initially seem enjoyable but later leave you feeling awful.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/CrackTheSkye
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:30:17
11568 POINTS
Top five what he said
u/Taokan
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:30:17
504 POINTS
I also choose this guy's girlfriend.
u/None
replying to u/Taokan
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:30:17
174 POINTS
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u/DocLeWolfe
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:19
7884 POINTS
14 72 9 6 88
EDIT: RIP Inbox
EDIT 2: You all overthought this
EDIT 3: u/wills_bills got it
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/DocLeWolfe
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:19
24828 POINTS
Top five positive integers that are not 1-5, 7, 8, 10-13, 15-71, 73-87, or 89-infinity
u/exbaddeathgod
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:19
5673 POINTS
/r/technicallythetruth
u/aabicus
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:19
2981 POINTS
What a coincidence, that's my top 5 list in that category as well
u/Ciroc_N_Roll90
replying to u/DocLeWolfe
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:19
1289 POINTS
Top 5 ages that you'd be down with?
u/thejasond123
replying to u/Ciroc_N_Roll90
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:19
1934 POINTS
This one right here officer.
u/wills_bills
replying to u/DocLeWolfe
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:19
924 POINTS
Top 5 random numbers you picked out of the air
u/FUCKBOY_JIHAD
replying to u/DocLeWolfe
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:19
893 POINTS
top 5 number characters among Stormfront user passwords
u/sorry-im-offensive
replying to u/DocLeWolfe
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 15:56:19
144 POINTS
Ages involved in a Catholic church orgy?
u/Knighterws
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:37
7808 POINTS
Linkin Park Fight club 1984 The joker V for vendetta
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Knighterws
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:37
17692 POINTS
★
Top five
BOTTOM TEXT
u/Piedninny17
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:37
5072 POINTS
We live in a society starter pack
u/wafflewaldo
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:37
1086 POINTS
Okay, this is epic
u/TheRollingPeepstones
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:37
648 POINTS
Can we just rise up?
u/mclemon17
replying to u/Knighterws
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:37
1795 POINTS
Top 5 college male dorm room posters
u/IVANISMYNAME
replying to u/mclemon17
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:37
217 POINTS
Former RA: holy shit u right
u/Taco_Bell_CEO
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:07:32
7310 POINTS
Eyes, butt, feet, boobs, vagina
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Taco_Bell_CEO
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:07:32
15870 POINTS
Top five things pornhub thinks I want to stick my dick in, in that order for some reason!!!;
u/theamberlamps
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:07:32
8124 POINTS
★
I PUSH MY PENIS IN TO MY EYES
u/mysticfoire
replying to u/theamberlamps
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:07:32
1112 POINTS
IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE
u/Ninebreaker87
replying to u/mysticfoire
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:07:32
900 POINTS
THAT IS MADE FROM ALL THE DICKS I'VE HAD TO TAKE
u/Faryshta
replying to u/Ninebreaker87
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:07:32
692 POINTS
JESUS, IT NEVERS ENDS, IT WORKS ITS WAY INSIDE
u/ArmandTanzarianMusic
replying to u/Faryshta
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:07:32
532 POINTS
IF MY DICK IS HARD... I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT
u/killerkangaroo8
replying to u/ArmandTanzarianMusic
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:07:32
331 POINTS
I have screamed til my foreskin collapsed
u/Kod3Blu3
replying to u/killerkangaroo8
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:07:32
350 POINTS
I've experienced rectal prolapse
u/Faryshta
replying to u/Kod3Blu3
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:07:32
306 POINTS
Now, all I do is live with so much gape
u/TheMightyPikachu
replying to u/theamberlamps
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:07:32
164 POINTS
r/evenwithcontext
u/musselshirt67
replying to u/theamberlamps
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:07:32
150 POINTS
Thanks, its stuck in my head now
pun
u/Teh_swimmly
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:25:09
7167 POINTS
Bourbon, Boats, Motorcycles, Guns, Books
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Teh_swimmly
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:25:09
14233 POINTS
Top five choices for things to hold up that one table leg so it doesn't wobble so much
u/ottrocity
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:25:09
1039 POINTS
I'm gonna need an explanation involving the boat on this one, bud.
Ed: these responses are hilarious
u/AegisToast
replying to u/ottrocity
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:25:09
1481 POINTS
Yeah, but "motorcycles" is pretty self-explanatory.
u/jack5603
replying to u/AegisToast
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:25:09
150 POINTS
I find using my guns is a little easier.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/ottrocity
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:25:09
438 POINTS
1) lift table leg 2) insert boat 3) lower table leg 4) problem solved
I'll bet you feel pretty dumb now, huh?
u/SpacceG
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 21:47:53
7062 POINTS
Atm OP has earned 637k upvotes from comments on this post. Yeah I'm unemployed and have all the time in the world to count comment upvotes from OP's profile.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/SpacceG
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 21:47:53
4653 POINTS
Holy shoot. Thanks, bruv. I didn't have the time or energy to look that up. Yay me.
u/autiqueer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:57
6908 POINTS
Elephants, my hubby, ferengi, Roger Rabbit, Dobby
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/autiqueer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:57
18451 POINTS
Top five things you didn't know could be gay.
u/ThatDogIsAGoodDog
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:57
11431 POINTS
★
"Master has given Dobby a cock"
u/Silent-G
replying to u/ThatDogIsAGoodDog
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:57
1488 POINTS
"Lube? Master is too kind!"
Edit: the funniest part of this post is what Google tried to correct it to.
u/autiqueer
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:57
528 POINTS
The irony of that? I'm a trans guy, my hubby and I have been together since before I came out, and multiple people asked me if I was sure he wasn't gay before he came out along side me. So. You're not entirely wrong?
u/SirSkidMark
replying to u/autiqueer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:57
304 POINTS
OP is psychic confirmed
u/Huwbacca
replying to u/autiqueer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:57
184 POINTS
Ears?
u/aether_tech
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:20:24
6902 POINTS
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/aether_tech
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:20:24
18716 POINTS
Top five reasons you're not getting laid you fucking neeeeerrrrrrrrd!
Get some mythic rares, it's the only way to get secks
u/aether_tech
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:20:24
485 POINTS
But i dont play anymore
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/aether_tech
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:20:24
897 POINTS
I play Reborn the Monster. You play now
u/None
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:20:24
257 POINTS
[deleted]
u/Hasumi_Kyousuke
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:20:24
148 POINTS
Nobody knows!
u/EsperIsMyBae
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:20:24
369 POINTS
technically force of will and mana drain got reprinted at mythic rarity so he's on like second base
u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:48:57
6458 POINTS
Ariana Grande, almond ice cream, c-vitamin, water melon juice and Africa by Toto
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:48:57
11664 POINTS
Things to make sure you get enough of
u/miauw62
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:48:57
218 POINTS
africa by toto is like dakka, it's never enough
u/kirksan
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:48:57
138 POINTS
Top 5 things you think aren't legal but are.
u/ylenoLretsiM
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:41:07
6316 POINTS
lmao OP is killing it here
u/Akintoss
replying to u/ylenoLretsiM
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:41:07
2694 POINTS
That's one weird top 5
u/emissaryofwinds
replying to u/Akintoss
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:41:07
651 POINTS
Yeah, that's 6 words, hardly a top five at that point
u/BibleLadd
replying to u/emissaryofwinds
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:41:07
149 POINTS
"it" is an honorable mention
u/WalkingTaco42
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:12:39
6132 POINTS
Yoga pants, 10/10 with rice, HQG, Nicolas Cage, Leroy Jenkins
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/WalkingTaco42
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:12:39
14785 POINTS
Top five reasons I'm sticky.
u/BionicBeans
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:12:39
164 POINTS
Underrated out of all your replies
u/TheConceptOfFear
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:12:39
149 POINTS
OP, you should consider being a stand up comedian and do this on stage
u/WalkingTaco42
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:12:39
140 POINTS
Reverse order?
u/FutureWaves
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:32:15
6118 POINTS
Youth of Today, Quicksand, Rival Schools, Gorilla Biscuits, Warzone.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/FutureWaves
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:32:15
12399 POINTS
★
Things Grandma has been kvetching about on Facebook ever since her Alzheimer's flared up
u/BearsChief
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:32:15
583 POINTS
Jesus fuck you are singlehandedly making my year with these responses
u/TheSinningRobot
replying to u/BearsChief
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:32:15
252 POINTS
I haven't seen an OP this good since the rice kid
u/God_Dammit_Dave
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:32:15
169 POINTS
This is a highly underrated comment. Well done.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/God_Dammit_Dave
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:32:15
217 POINTS
It's probably my favorite dumb joke in this whole thread, but I played myself.
u/dudeblackhawk
replying to u/FutureWaves
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:32:15
162 POINTS
This guy East coast hardcores.
u/kennyvendetta
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:14
5994 POINTS
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/kennyvendetta
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:14
12500 POINTS
Top five reasons to say "holy fuck, why is Outkast so prevelant in this thread?"
u/crusaderblings2
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:47:14
2397 POINTS
Thats how you know its a good thread. Its so fresh and so clean.
u/bopeepsheep
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:35:46
5878 POINTS
Stephen King, Terry Pratchett, Tom Holt, Neal Stephenson, Iain (M) Banks.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/bopeepsheep
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:35:46
8135 POINTS
Top five film directors of course
u/CasualAustrian
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:35:46
1143 POINTS
wait, did OP started this thread commenting seriously and then randomly decided to make it one of the funniest askreddit threads? either way, I am impressed
u/gui_guy_
replying to u/CasualAustrian
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:35:46
261 POINTS
I'd say it's the opposite; began commenting as a joke and now is commenting a bit seriously because, well, creativity might've ran out.
ONE OF THE BEST THREADS I'VE EVER READ!
u/hutdonuttuttut
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:25
5472 POINTS
Tony Toni Toné Towne Thonee
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/hutdonuttuttut
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:25
11773 POINTS
Top five children in the Stark family in the MCU
u/Johnyknowhow
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:25
1537 POINTS
For someone creative enough to name all of his armor suits "Mark I", "Mark II", "Mark III", counting upwards to 50, one would assume that Tony, Toni, Toné, Towne, and Thonee are not far from names he would pick. Or maybe all of his children would just be named Mark.
u/MentallyPsycho
replying to u/Johnyknowhow
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:04:25
185 POINTS
He's gonna name all his kids Peter and cry every time he sees them
u/Pickle_Jr
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:07
4937 POINTS
Kansas City, Denver, Chicago, Oklahoma City, Wichita
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Pickle_Jr
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:07
14712 POINTS
Top five places that make you think, "You know, maybe this meth stuff is worth trying."
u/Pickle_Jr
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:07
384 POINTS
Oof
u/HorsemanOfWar
replying to u/Pickle_Jr
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:07
234 POINTS
Coming from one if those 5, that isn't particularly untrue
u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:08:54
4892 POINTS
Gyroscope, Rodox Video, Happy Cycling, Satellite Anthem Icarus, Sick Times
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:08:54
8469 POINTS
Top five searched on X-Hamster
u/mtuholski14
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:08:54
166 POINTS
I think this one is my favorite and I’m sad it’s not higher up
u/mostoriginalusername
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:08:54
176 POINTS
Boards of Canada
albumssongs?u/Hotonis
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:17:19
4853 POINTS
Katana, Trespass, Wizard, Firebird, Vulcan
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Hotonis
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:17:19
10082 POINTS
Top five searches on r/rule34
u/TheDudeHuge
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:17:19
1193 POINTS
Oh my god
u/nearxbeer
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:17:19
160 POINTS
puts on robe and wizard hat
u/reinemanc
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:40:41
4781 POINTS
Max Verstappen, Pierre Gasly, Charles Leclerc, Daniel Ricciardo, Nico Hulkenberg
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/reinemanc
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:40:41
8279 POINTS
Top five members of The Avengers reserves
u/TheGrumpyre
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:40:41
3814 POINTS
"I have an army"
"We have a Hulkenberg!"
u/theworstisover11
replying to u/reinemanc
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:40:41
461 POINTS
Top 5 guys that really need Hamilton and Vettel to retire so they actually have a shot at the title
u/tstehler1
replying to u/reinemanc
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:40:41
171 POINTS
I wondered how long I'd have to scroll down before finding /r/formula1 hyping up the race weekend
u/dave-pumpkins
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:06:42
4748 POINTS
Crying, anal, sleeping, praying and eating. . . . . Not necessarily in that order mind you.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/dave-pumpkins
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:06:42
12519 POINTS
Top five suggested activities for a sequel to "Eat, Pray, Love"
u/None
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:06:42
265 POINTS
I have been reading through this thread and upvoting all your responses because they’ve been making me smile a little. But this one? This one got a sincere laugh out of me. Hilarious shit, man!
u/Ticklish_Kink_Wife
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:19:08
4547 POINTS
OP you are making me howl with laughter in public, thank you.
Feathers, rope, eye mask, cuffs, vibrator
Edit: I am howling in laughter at everybody’s responses, thank you 🤣🤣
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Ticklish_Kink_Wife
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:19:08
8356 POINTS
Top five names for your new puppy
u/throw_karma
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:19:08
371 POINTS
"Vibrator shit the bed last night"
"I couldn't get vibrator to eat yesterday"
"My son isn't ready for the responsibility of Vibrator so we're taking it back to the store"
"Vibrator really likes grandma"
"Vibrator got loose again so I had to run around the neighborhood shaking meat at it to come back home"
u/spiderbabyinapram
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:19:08
359 POINTS
Ace.
u/SnarkMasterFlash
replying to u/spiderbabyinapram
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:19:08
143 POINTS
I don't know if I would laugh harder at someone calling for Eye Mask or Vibrator to come from across the park.
u/hutdonuttuttut
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:13:02
4523 POINTS
Goose, Turkey, Duck, Chicken, Partridge
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/hutdonuttuttut
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:13:02
8215 POINTS
Top five birds to give someone in December, preferably in sequential song order
u/hutdonuttuttut
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:13:02
194 POINTS
Top 5 birds to stuff inside each other, c'mon dude!
u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:26:10
4452 POINTS
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u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:26:10
8563 POINTS
Alternate titles for the third Thor movie
u/GnorthernGnome
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:26:10
385 POINTS
This works surprisingly well. Bravo
u/CortexiphanSubject81
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:57
4324 POINTS
Lavernica, Duquesne, Brutalitops, Marrrr, Bing Bong
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/CortexiphanSubject81
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:57
8038 POINTS
Top five names for your Eastern European wife.
u/You_talking_to_moi
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:57
3524 POINTS
Imma wreck that ass, Bing bong
u/beachbetch
replying to u/You_talking_to_moi
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:57
490 POINTS
Goddammit I laughed so hard I farted.
u/UruvaManar
replying to u/CortexiphanSubject81
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:57
204 POINTS
Top 5 D&D character names by Abed!
u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:28:54
4305 POINTS
In no particular order: Outkast, Gang Starr, A Tribe Called Quest, The Fugees, Mobb Deep
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:28:54
8296 POINTS
Top five alienate names Smashmouth considered before settling on the correct name
u/Tsurja
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:41:09
4237 POINTS
edit:
You might consider using a different dead meme than "swans can be gay" for more optimal karma gain.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Tsurja
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:41:09
5735 POINTS
Top five Things you hate
u/Tsurja
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:41:09
263 POINTS
Close. This is the "unreasonable amount of hate" list.
(although I debated number one internally on the grounds that no amount of hate can be considered unreasonable there)
u/molarum
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:13:40
4241 POINTS
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Cigars, dogs, guns, modeling kits, booze
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/molarum
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:13:40
9355 POINTS
Things your significant other will bond with you over as you live your best life together.
Psych, top five reasons my wife left me for another dude
u/molarum
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:13:40
228 POINTS
you mean things I will rotate in my grave about when my wife sells them for the price I told her I paid 🤣
u/ASmileyFriend
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 21:20:43
4084 POINTS
Keeps this thread going and buzzfeed will have video ideas for years!
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/ASmileyFriend
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 21:20:43
2214 POINTS
WHAT HAVE I DONE???!?!?!?!?!
u/IronGemini
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:45:23
3267 POINTS
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Gjallerhorn, The Last Word, Whisper of the Worm, Crimson, and Fatebringer (Adept).
Edit: A Destiny post blew up? Where’s my gold
Edit 2: Thanks for the gold 😘
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/IronGemini
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:45:23
6062 POINTS
To five sex moves to use when you're tired of missionary
u/IronGemini
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:45:23
497 POINTS
Close enough
u/Berryception
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:45:23
452 POINTS
Whisper of the Worm is guaranteed success
u/Newk_IV
replying to u/IronGemini
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:45:23
311 POINTS
Top five reasons why whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
u/SugarMintSweet
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:24:43
2880 POINTS
Mark, Graham, Theodore, Michael, Cameron,
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/SugarMintSweet
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:24:43
3684 POINTS
Top five chapmen
u/A_Wild_Bellossom
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:08:38
2321 POINTS
Bandana Dee
Medusa
Dark Meta Knight
Decidueye
Waluigi
Answer: Characters I want in smash
u/hugothenerd
replying to u/A_Wild_Bellossom
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:08:38
4255 POINTS
Top 5 most fuckable video game characters
u/Useless_Throwaway992
replying to u/hugothenerd
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:08:38
914 POINTS
ಠ_ಠ
u/CubedGamer
replying to u/hugothenerd
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:08:38
580 POINTS
Hey, you're not OP!
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/CubedGamer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:08:38
1497 POINTS
No, but he's still right.
u/LordByronic
replying to u/A_Wild_Bellossom
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:08:38
257 POINTS
Assist trophies that you're excited about in Smash Ultimate?
u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:49:55
2293 POINTS
Greg, crabs, m, fortnite, and the cryptofacist elite of poland
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:49:55
5411 POINTS
Top five STDS
u/NamelessAce
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:49:55
1179 POINTS
"Becky? Yeah, it's me. You should probably get tested, I've got Fortnite...it's terminal."
u/-4-a-
replying to u/NamelessAce
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:49:55
214 POINTS
It beats getting m.
u/cousteausCredence
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:18:48
2059 POINTS
Penne, Fusilli, Farfalle, Manicotti, Conchiglie
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/cousteausCredence
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:18:48
6024 POINTS
Top five Italian football players
u/Mars_Ahoy
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:59
1975 POINTS
Finding Nemo
Toy Story
Up
WALL-E
The Incredibles
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Mars_Ahoy
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:59
5337 POINTS
Top five reasons that I'm not crying, you're crying.
u/pandubaer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:04
1928 POINTS
2/28/69, 8/27/72, 11/21/73, 5/11/77, 3/29/90
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/pandubaer
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:04
4776 POINTS
Top five days when my parents still loved one another. ;(
u/PHD_Memer
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:04
169 POINTS
this one gets an oof from me
u/Slimshadyfan313
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:17:43
1398 POINTS
Slim Shady, Eminem, Marshall Mathers, B-Rabbit, Stan
u/glenheartless
replying to u/Slimshadyfan313
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:17:43
3020 POINTS
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Top 5 M&Ms
u/ilikdgsntyrstho
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:11:42
1385 POINTS
Twilight Zone, Congo, AC/DC, Metallica, and Funhouse.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/ilikdgsntyrstho
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:11:42
3551 POINTS
Top five necessities for a great Quinceanera
u/everythingisamovie
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:11:42
306 POINTS
Your answers are just serving up a whole month of buzzfeed content on a silver platter.
u/Landorn
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:05:46
1240 POINTS
Tom, Rob, Julian, Chris, Rex
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Landorn
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:05:46
2755 POINTS
Top five names for your pet dinosaur
u/Tw1987
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:19
1230 POINTS
Reddit, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Tw1987
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:19
4819 POINTS
Top five forms of cancer.
u/mordeci00
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:37:20
1092 POINTS
u/pedantic_dullard
replying to u/mordeci00
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:37:20
879 POINTS
Top five numbers in the combination to my luggage
u/puppypoet
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:12
947 POINTS
French fries, macaroni and cheese, tortilla chips, ice cream, and crackers.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/puppypoet
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:12
2259 POINTS
Top five ingredients for killer abs.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:12
2563 POINTS
Wait, no. Killing.
Top five ingredients for killing abs.
u/IanTheChemist
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:04:55
936 POINTS
Bite, My, Shiny, Metal, Daffodil
u/GrammarDingus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:16:49
930 POINTS
[] Its/It’s
[] Their/They’re/There
[] Too/To/Two
[] Were/We’re
[] Your/You're
u/flash17k
replying to u/GrammarDingus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:16:49
844 POINTS
Top five mistakes you secretly harshly judge internally but don't actually bother to bring up out loud.
u/108241
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:12:51
813 POINTS
e, pi, sqrt(2), tau, phi
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/108241
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:12:51
1821 POINTS
Top five irrational things (not counting my fear of the demons coming to get me if I let my fuckin' toe out from under my comforter)
u/I_must_find_a_name
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:07:02
807 POINTS
The crew 2, gran turismo sport, the crew 2 open beta, the crew 2 closed beta, the crew
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/I_must_find_a_name
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:07:02
2437 POINTS
Top five projects Terry Crews should be in but isn't
u/funnyunfunny
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:16:20
758 POINTS
/u/Saith_Cassus is the funniest person on Reddit rn
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/funnyunfunny
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:16:20
487 POINTS
🤩
u/SleeplessShitposter
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:38:59
724 POINTS
Lego, Force Unleashed, Shadows of the Empire, Battlefront, and Knights of the Old Republic.
(It really pained me to not put Rogue Squadron or Republic Commando, sorry)
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/SleeplessShitposter
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:38:59
1942 POINTS
Top Star Trek Atlantis games
u/wankdanker
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:38:59
464 POINTS
how to piss off three fandoms at once.
Edit: Thanks for my highest rated comment guys!
u/JasperDyne
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:23:10
668 POINTS
Red Leicester, Humbolt Fog, Beyaz peynir, Reggianito, Paneer
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/JasperDyne
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:23:10
1579 POINTS
... types of cheese?
u/JasperDyne
replying to u/Saith_Cassus
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:23:10
240 POINTS
My favorite cheeses from Five Continents: Europe, North America, Africa, South America and Asia.
u/Broseph1617
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 20:20:43
543 POINTS
Can we all give OP a round of applause? So many funny and witty comments that helped many of us redditors have a great laugh. You're the MVP!
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Broseph1617
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 20:20:43
436 POINTS
🤭
u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:14:37
434 POINTS
[deleted]
u/TheHouseOfGryffindor
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:14:37
806 POINTS
Top five female names increasing by one syllable each time unless the previous person was in an Avengers movie, in which case repeat the number of syllables before continuing as before.
Kind of obvious there, Stan.
u/None
replying to u/TheHouseOfGryffindor
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:14:37
221 POINTS
[deleted]
u/vodka_twinkie
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:14:37
369 POINTS
Top 5 secretly transgender celebrities
u/None
replying to u/vodka_twinkie
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:14:37
155 POINTS
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u/jesse45de
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:21:25
425 POINTS
1.Kareem 2.MJ 3. Lebron 4.Kobe 5. Magic
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/jesse45de
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:21:25
1508 POINTS
Top five black people
u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:23:45
372 POINTS
Motorcycles, pizza, cigarettes, Iron Maiden, Cherry cola
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:23:45
1177 POINTS
Top five things to consult a doctor about if they come out of your peepee hole
u/Mbarakaja
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:07:58
343 POINTS
Dropping acid, flashing, cleavage, orogeny, and subduction.
u/amugnai
replying to u/Mbarakaja
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:07:58
536 POINTS
Favorite things at the family reunion.
u/Mbarakaja
replying to u/amugnai
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:07:58
132 POINTS
They're all geology terms. But your guess runs a dang close second lol
u/OdieuxTapas
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:14:15
314 POINTS
John Lennon, Martin Luther King, Gandhi, XXXtentacion, Abraham Lincoln
u/GoBTF
replying to u/OdieuxTapas
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:14:15
551 POINTS
Top Five people you’d first recruit to an all-time best boy band
u/throwaway622796
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:53:51
301 POINTS
Chandler Bing, Walter White, Mick Shipman, Constance Langdon, Penelope Garcia
u/None
replying to u/throwaway622796
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:53:51
675 POINTS
top 5 names that could totally be pornstars if you don’t get the reference
u/koala1712
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:15:36
255 POINTS
Prison Break, Breaking Bad, Lost, Criminal Minds, Chance
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/koala1712
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:15:36
801 POINTS
Top five shows that would benefit from q cameo by Guy Fierri but are too far up their own butts to admit it
u/SPICYspicySPlCY
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:37:16
253 POINTS
nurse, astronaut, zoologist, accountant, baker
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/SPICYspicySPlCY
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:37:16
885 POINTS
Top five careers to discover this one weird trick in that will make your coworkers HATE you
u/harambe5643
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:58:49
239 POINTS
Khalifa, Ivy, Texas, Ann, Starr EDIT: Starr could be pretty much an unlimited amount of lovely women, as you can tell. Take your pick! But I’ll never tell
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/harambe5643
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 17:58:49
652 POINTS
No clue, but I know you didn't just write a list of your top five Mia's without including Hamm
u/CaribbeanThndr
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 22:25:28
227 POINTS
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/CaribbeanThndr
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 22:25:28
350 POINTS
Okay, you made OP laugh this time. Admittedly, I'm a sucker for that meme
u/3liPanda10
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:03
218 POINTS
Eli manning, peyton manning, tom brady, matt ryan, tie of both drew brees and ben Roethlisberger
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/3liPanda10
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:25:03
807 POINTS
Top five nicknames for my dog when I throw him his toy and it hits him in the head and he just looks at me like, "What did you want me to do with this, idiot?" even though we were literally just playing fetch five seconds ago.
u/samchew511
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:45:00
217 POINTS
Scarlett Johansson, Goku, Trump, Sergio Aguero, Myself
u/SilverSycamorex
replying to u/samchew511
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:45:00
246 POINTS
Top five candidates for Smash Ultimate
u/MrUnfamiliar
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:55:27
216 POINTS
Hulk Hogan, Macho Man Randy Savage, Ric Flair, Donald Trump, Stone Cold Steve Austin.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/MrUnfamiliar
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:55:27
605 POINTS
Top five men who got the job for reasons utterly independent of their political prowess
u/HolyMollyGodBless
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:18:51
207 POINTS
Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.
u/HMS_boatymcboatface
replying to u/HolyMollyGodBless
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:18:51
152 POINTS
Top 5 ways to beat the Witcher series.
u/Byizo
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:10:27
207 POINTS
Die Hard, Die Hard, Die Hard, Die Hard, and Die Hard
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Byizo
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:10:27
735 POINTS
Top Five Jake Perralta memes
u/YourYam
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:20:18
165 POINTS
Menstruation, Up, funerals, the US Presidency, swans
u/xisha47x
replying to u/YourYam
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:20:18
298 POINTS
Top five things that can make you cry.
u/Rudeirishit
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:37:53
162 POINTS
Minecraft, the beach, the forest, your mother's bedroom, a military barracks.
u/VoidWalker4Lyfe
replying to u/Rudeirishit
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:37:53
213 POINTS
top 5 dirtiest places you've slept?
u/Perenken99
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:22
165 POINTS
Untitled 1, untitled 4, untitled 2, untitled 8 and untitled 6. Edit: It was a reference to Kendrick Lamar's album Untitled Unmastered.
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/Perenken99
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:46:22
621 POINTS
Top five Microsoft Office files your have open right now.
u/jcwiler88
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:36:12
158 POINTS
Lions, cavaliers, tigers, wolverines, jaguars
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/jcwiler88
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:36:12
622 POINTS
Top five names for women over 40 pursuing men in their 20's
u/steambotwolf
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:34:03
153 POINTS
17
7
0
1
3
u/Saith_Cassus
replying to u/steambotwolf
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:34:03
436 POINTS
Top five numbers for a geographic coordinate in the middle of nowhere in Mali
u/NotGreatBob
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:41:28
152 POINTS
Hip thrusts, stiff-legged barbell deadlifts, cable kickbacks, jump squats, weighted lunges
u/amugnai
replying to u/NotGreatBob
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:41:28
152 POINTS
Favorite sexual positions.
u/DeathPro
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:12:18
151 POINTS
Obi-Wan
Ewan McGregor
General Kenobi
Holy-One Kenobi
Jesus
u/HMS_boatymcboatface
replying to u/DeathPro
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 19:12:18
214 POINTS
Top 5 people to make me challenge my sexuality.
u/stanleyman7
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:00:50
146 POINTS
Forks, Spoons, Knives, Sporks, Straws.
u/None
replying to u/stanleyman7
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:00:50
214 POINTS
The fuck kinda category has forks AND straws in it?
u/stanleyman7
replying to u/None
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 18:00:50
131 POINTS
That's why I ranked it #5. Not the best option but it gets the job done.
u/mak55533
POSTED AT 2018-08-22 16:51:13
146 POINTS
We are number one, Sandstorm, Never gonna give you up, All star, Shooting stars