POSTED AT 2019-09-09 10:00:47
Ketchup is fucking disgusting
A proper hamburger or cheeseburger should never have ketchup. It dominates the flavor and all you taste is shit. If I want to get the tomato profile, I will put a fucking tomato on my burger and not some pasty, corn syrup, sugary sissy bullshit. Every burger place puts ketchup on the burger by default, so I have to always ask for no ketchup and have the chance of them fucking it up. You ketchup fuckers should have to ask for ketchup, not me.
Putting ketchup on steak should be a capital offense and you should be sent to a reeducation camp.
It's fat dumb people sauce. Its the keystone or natty light of sauce. Its putrid odor is reminiscent of filthy hooker perspiration. You can literally judge a person by how much ketchup they consume. Ketchup kills more people in America then terrorism and drugs, yet we don't have a War on Tomatoes. The world would be better without ketchup.